Nutrition Coach Reveals The Misleading Ways Protein Snacks Mask Their Effectiveness
Nutrition Coach Reveals The Misleading Ways Protein Snacks Mask Their Effectiveness

If you’ve ever set foot in a gym then you probably know the broad appeal of the humble protein hit. From protein laden drinks to snacks and everything in between, the ‘p-word’ often runs rampant in today’s health food circles and one nutrition coach wants you to know the truth about it before wasting your money.

 

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Graeme Tomlinson, better known on Instagram as The Fitness Chef, recently shared a post which analysed the nutritional and monetary value of today’s most popular ‘protein’ based products.

In the post he explained that there’s a general perception that diets relatively high in protein are widely advantageous across an array of health and fitness goals. He went on to explain how fat loss can be supported by the elevated levels of satiety achieved from sufficient protein consumption. The benefits also extended into muscle gain through optimal protein synthesis, a process which supports the general well-being and repairing of tissues. Nothing most people don’t already have a slight clue about.

The issue, according to Tomlinson, arises when companies begin to spruik ‘protein’ versions of their existing products in order to capture a growing market driven by body physique.

“If one is on a journey of health and fitness improvement, protein consumption will likely be encouraged for the reasons mentioned above. But just because the word ‘PROTEIN’ is presented in large font, it does not necessarily make it a justifiable choice,” says Tomlinson.

“We are better placed to evaluate actual protein amounts per additional variables. Namely, calories, sugar and price.”

Tomlinson breaks down the figures further by addressing his graphic above. A typical protein drink that contains 30g of protein also comes with 125g of sugar and over 800 calories. On the other hand, consuming the Special K protein bar will only yield an insignificant 4g of protein – an amount that could easily be obtained from much more cost-effective foods.

“These items may incrementally accumulate towards overall protein intake, but doing so will be expensive and may compromise other macronutrient intakes. We need to look beyond marketing.”

As a comparison Tomlinson pitched a glass of skim milk against a berry protein drink in the same quantity. The glass of milk contained more protein, less sugar and less calories than the berry protein drink and costs a fraction of it. The moral of Tomlinson’s comparison?

“Protein is essential. But sourcing it from pathetic portions designed by brands who’s aim is to cash in on a hugely beneficial macronutrients may not be the best idea. Sometimes it’s better to consider the protein sources that don’t grab the exaggerated headlines.”

And what would be some of the best natural protein snacks? We’ve got the protein guide for you right here.

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Iconic Santorini Photo Reveals How ‘Insta Tourism’ Is Changing Greece
Iconic Santorini Photo Reveals How ‘Insta Tourism’ Is Changing Greece

Blazing sunlight. Azure waters. Whitewashed buildings. Santorini is so photogenic The Economist called it the world’s most ‘Instagrammable’ destination. And with 5,366,121 Instagram posts to its name, #Santorini is at the forefront of pretty well everyone’s ‘Euro 2019’ plans.

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It’s not hard to see why…

However, as a recent (and admittedly, kind of awesome) photo from Type 7 attests, ‘Insta Tourism’ is changing how people experience European hotspots. And while haters will say it’s fake — the veracity of the photo is irrelevant.

What’s important is the concept the picture represents — over the top luxury being placed on top of history, architecture and understated class.

Now, instead of soaking up the beauty with your eyeballs — it’s all about juicing the location of all the prestige you can.

 

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Just as ‘foodies’ take the first bite of their meal with their iPhone, ‘Insta-travellers’ take the first sip of Santorini’s views with their DSLR.

“Santorini has very unique geography that people want to photograph immediately,” Santorini’s deputy mayor, Loukas Bellonias, told The Economist’s 1843 Magazine, “Social media has turned [it] from just another travel destination into one of the most popular in the world.”

The consequences? Over the past five years, the number of overnight stays in Santorini has risen by 66%. So as most of Greece suffers a decade-long financial crisis hangover, Santorini is enjoying economic growth.

If mismanaged this popularity could put the island’s future at risk. And — like anywhere — locals will eventually tire of their streets being used as a photo studio. But there’s no-where else in the world like Santorini.

Or is there?

As we wrote about last year — there are numerous alternatives to this island paradise, which could net you a far more unique Santorini-esque experience.

With Euro-July just around the corner, now’s the time to check them out.

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10 Affordable Men’s Sneakers That Will Enhance Your Style For Any Look
10 Affordable Men’s Sneakers That Will Enhance Your Style For Any Look

Whether it’s white, grey, or black – or maybe blue or green, if you’re feeling bold – the sneaker is the staple item of every man’s wardrobe. In a world where sneakerheads queue and resell the hottest sneakers at exorbitant prices, getting your hands on a stylish pair is easier said than done.

However, if you want to add a stylish touch to your look without breaking the bank then we’ve got the answer for you; affordable sneakers for men. There are a surprising number of retailers who create this classic shoe to a high standard but sell it at affordable prices. You just have to know what to look out for when shopping for cheap sneakers, as some can last years while others need to be thrown away after only a few wears.

What to look for with cheap sneakers for men:

  • Genuine leather uppers – cheap sneakers won’t have an upper made of the finest leather, but some are made with lower-grades of real leather which is still durable and comfortable, and is much better quality than a fake plastic ‘leather’ upper.
  • Canvas uppers – some sneakers use canvas rather than leather, which makes the shoe cheaper to produce, meaning the savings will be passed along to the consumer. However, canvas isn’t necessarily ‘worse’ than leather, in fact, it’s a great alternative. Camvas is a rather durable and sturdy material, and any sneaker made with it will last a long time.
  • A direct to consumer brand – some brands have a ‘direct to consumer’ model. This simply means the brand manufactures its sneakers themselves and then sells them directly to consumers. This business model cuts out the middleman and allows brands to sell their products, some of which can be the highest of quality, at a much cheaper price.
  • A brand that isn’t as well known – sometimes you don’t pay for quality, you pay for the name. Big, well-known brands are usually more expensive simply because there’s so much hype for their products that people are willing to pay more. If you’re looking for a cheap sneaker that’s still good quality, consider purchasing from a lesser-known brand as they’ll have good quality shoes without the markup price.

Some other helpful DMARGE stories about footwear:

If you’re looking for a pair of sneakers that are good quality but affordable, you’ve come to the right place. These are the best cheap sneakers for men available that are stylish and well-made despite being so lowly priced.

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LeBron James’ Off Duty Look Is A $100,000 Watch With Rainbow Sneakers
LeBron James’ Off Duty Look Is A $100,000 Watch With Rainbow Sneakers

These days it’s not the NBA unless there’s a serious timepiece floating around court side. On today’s menu? LeBron James very own limited edition Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore valued at approximately AU$101,000.

James was spotted in Las Vegas over the week where the Lakers were taking on the LA Clippers during the 2019 NBA Summer League. It was a very casual choice in attire for the 34-year-old MVP recipient who stepped out in a white Nike tracksuit jacket paired with a black tee and yellow shorts. The summer look was finished off with a pair of rainbow coloured low tops from Nike.

It’s an big clash of colours but one in which the Lakers star is no stranger to when he’s not in team colours or a slick Thom Browne suit.

But back to the timepiece – the Audemars Piguet Royal Oak Offshore LeBron James limited edition was launched in 2013 and features design input from James himself.

It’s set in a 44mm 18k rose gold case alongside a brushed titanium bezel and discreetly set diamonds. Whilst the original came with a grey leather strap, it appears LeBron may have switched his out for a grey rubber strap.

Keen to get your hands on one? Besides the mandatory $100,000 you’ll need, you’ll also need to track one down as only 600 pieces were released worldwide during its debut six years ago. In other words, good luck.

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Foods You Never Knew You Could Pair With Champagne, According To A Renowned Chef
Foods You Never Knew You Could Pair With Champagne, According To A Renowned Chef

Champagne experts and New Year’s Eve revellers have one thing in common: a deep-seated love for bubbly. However, only one of the two is privy to the cuisine-related secrets of the champagne world.

While most of us look at pairing Champagne with dates, the experts pair it with food. And despite blanc de blanc’s tendency to be matched exclusively with white fish and promotions, a recent conversation with QT Executive Chef Andy Harmer helped us realise you can do more with Perrier-Jouët than that.

Sitting in on the unveiling of the Art of the Wild private dining room at QT Melbourne, we had the fortune to sample three different variations of the renowned Perrier-Jouët champagne: Grand Brut NV, Blanc de Blancs NV and Belle Époque 2011.

After tasting the inspired pairing of intricate, floral Perrier-Jouët with the likes of Cured Hiramasa Kingfish, WA Marron, Smoked Eel & Osetra Caviar and a Sher Wagyu Porterhouse we had to ask head chef Andy — how come this apparent mismatch works so well?

“While most of those are full flavoured dishes, even rich in occasions, they are also very delicate within their world,” he told us.

“Marron potentially is the sweetest and most delicate shellfish which screams for a complex yet delicate and floral champagne.”

He then gave us a few general guidelines for pairing food with different types of Champagne — and a couple of bonus gems of advice.

Floral Champagne

 

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Pair it with: apperitives and/or delicate starters, like clams in a white wine and parsley sauce.

Blanc de Blanc Champagne

 

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Pair it with: if you want to be conventional — white fish. However, if you’ve a little verve about you; feel free to make like Chef Andy, and “play with the opposite.”

What’s this mean?

“When the dish shows earthiness the bright blanc de blanc brings to life those elements — lifting the aroma and flavour.”

For the brave, pair your blanc de blanc with mushroom risotto and/or smoked eel nigiri.

Blanc de Noirs Champagne

 

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This one has a broad spectrum — but likes to be paired with dishes with a touch of acid (think: foods with a nutty, brioche element). The character of Blanc the Noirs, Andy says, can also balance the acidity of Ceviche, as well as cut through rich — or even fatty — foods like sausages with caramelised onions.

Brut Champagne

 

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“Fresh and bright — yet creamy — champagne like Brut can have a diversity of use, from aperitif to main,” Andy says.

One example of a tongue-swooning pairing, he says, is Brut with a high-quality Spanish Jamon (ideally Iberico, which is 100% acorn-fed pork).

“Rich elements go with the creaminess of a brut style,” Andy says, adding that the ‘sweet’ notes of a high quality Jamon “merge with the Brut style, with a nice and clean finish due to the natural freshness of the champagne and CO2 component, which leads you to a clean palate ready for the next bite.”

Dosage Champagne

 

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To be paired with: desserts, (try an apple or pear tarte tatin).

What are the most unusual foods that can actually go with Champagne?

“Artichoke and asparagus are hard to match with ‘regular’ still wine — but can be paired (beautifully) with champagne.”

What’s the main difference between a cheap Aldi ‘champagne’ and a more premium offering like Perrier Jouet’s?

Perriet Jouët is far more delicate yet voluptuous than an Aldi champagne — and beats it on precision and finesse too.

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15 Hours In The Worst Seat On Emirates’ A380 Business Class
15 Hours In The Worst Seat On Emirates’ A380 Business Class

With only a month to renew my Qantas platinum membership, I decided to fly a QF Emirates flight to France with a client. Pure genius. You get a Dubai stopover, the Emirates business class 1-2-1 layout and all the status credits you can eat. It’s a win/win — or so I thought.

A week prior to the trip I tried to allocate my seats. Turns out I couldn’t as the flight was full. What happens in these situations is you’re automatically allocated a seat regardless of your status.

Arriving at the check-in counter I knew I could work some charm on the person checking me in. I immediately ask if there are any window seats. The woman looks at me as if she’s about to break the news that she has run over my dog.

“I’m sorry, but your seat has already been allocated and it’s probably the worst seat on the aircraft.”

Her look of sorrow continued as I wracked my brain as to which was actually the worst seat on Emirates’ A380 business class. The worst seat(s), as I discovered, are the middle two, at the very back, right next to the Emirates Sky Bar.

In other words: the place where holidaymakers can relax, chat and enjoy a drink or ten. The problem here is it’s 15 hours of non-stop service, talking and toilet hovering for the poor sods in 26D and 26E. I was one of those sods. Regardless I sucked it up and sat in my seat like a good little princess.

The Sky Bar, as seen from seat 26E.

Anyhow, after dinner service — and just as people began to sleep — a certain Australian television personality and his partner decided to saddle up at the bar. Maybe they were going on holiday, maybe a work trip, but these guys lit up the back of the plane for hours. Many many hours.

Martinis, stories, laughter, yelling — they did it all. It was a scene out of Wolf of Wall Street. Meanwhile, my earplugs and Bose noise cancelling headphones did nothing to drown out the party for two. Not even a sleeping tablet was bringing this party to an end.

Upon landing in Dubai I caught a glimpse of my nemeses. The two of them looked like they had been chewed up and spat out of the plane’s engines — a cautionary tale for anyone considering taking on David Boon’s record for martinis across the Indian Ocean.

Besides being a warning to Business Boozers and travellers-who-check-in-late, this story also contains a few important lessons about booking your next Emirates business class ticket. Namely — book early, and — if you can — choose a K or an A seat, which are more tucked away, and — no matter which letter seat you choose, make sure it’s not one of the two that look into the Sky Bar (26D & 26E).

This experience also revealed to us that even though there is a codeshare between Qantas and Emirates, unless you are also a member of Emirates’ Skywards program, Qantas Platinum Frequent Flyers — while they get access to the lounge like their One World cousins — should expect no special treatment (let alone an upgrade) when it comes to last-minute seat allocation.

While we discovered this in the awkward realisation that no matter how much charm we turned on, we were going to be unable to switch seats (as well as observing the less optimal part of the cabin seemed to consist of those of us who weren’t Skywards members), now you — the reader — can (we hope) learn it the easy way.

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AFL Superstar Scott Pendlebury Reveals The Secret To Getting Stronger In Your 30s
AFL Superstar Scott Pendlebury Reveals The Secret To Getting Stronger In Your 30s

Turning thirty is a milestone many a twenty-year-old dreads. However, as 31 year old Collingwood captain and one of the best AFL midfielders around, Scott Pendlebury revealed to us in an exclusive interview, it doesn’t have to be the end of your biceps.

“I’m 31 and I’ve had one of my better pre-seasons in 10 years.”

Far from it. In fact — follow these nutrition, exercise, mindset and motivation tips, and you could find yourself smashing PB’s in your 30s that 25 year old you would look at with envy (as Scott did earlier this year, with a bench press record ten years in the making).

Use Compound Lifts To Your Advantage

If you want to do exercises that are good for your fitness, Scott says, “In terms of gym, compound movements like the bench press, deadlifts, squats and chin-ups” are a great way for the average guy to progress — all the while setting small goals and working hard.

“You might benchpress four sets of six at eighty kilos, then the next week you might do a little bit more.”

Don’t Just Wing It

“Get a gym plan,” Scott told us, and actually use it.

“A bit of structure will help you achieve your goals a lot quicker than if you’re just rocking up and winging it.”

This means if you like training on your own; a personal trainer (or a couple of personal training sessions) could be on the cards, while if you are a bit more socially motivated, a group fitness class could be a great idea.

Be Realistic

Let’s be real: not every day is going to be your best session in the gym (and every now and then your deep-fried Mars Bar cravings will get the better of you). This is why, Scott told us, success is all about consistency — and not giving up just because you made a small variation from your plan.

“Stick to what you’re trying to do for a long period of time and you’ll see results.”

In other words: “a lot of people want to see results after two weeks (but they don’t realise) getting those little gains is more important.”

Push Yourself In Those 1% Moments

 

 
 
 
 
 
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Struggling on the last rep of the last set? As long as you are just tired, as opposed to on the brink of injury, “Just keep pushing yourself and keep your goal in mind.”

Eat Like A Pro

“The gym work is only half the battle,” Scott told us, explaining how being able to control what you put on your plate is “one of the biggest pieces of the muscle gain process that people overlook.”

Break Your Nutrition Plan Down Into Mini Goals

“If I’m trying to put on weight — small little goals have helped me achieve it. Instead of trying to put 4kg on in a week and feeling sick from eating so much food, I’ll try and do it in six weeks.” So it’s not just workouts where you need to continually set new goals — it’s your nutrition too.

Keep Some Variety In Your Diet

Sick of chicken salad? If you’re keen to mix it up, Scott says some of his personal favourites are fresh (or canned) tuna in a salad or a nice fillet of salmon (high in good fats and protein). Or, if you’re vegetarian there’s always tempeh.

Don’t Get Evangelical About Junk Food

Particularly for the general public, Scott says restricting alcohol and snacks from your diet can actually have a worse effect than if you occasionally (and sensibly) indulge.

“If you restrict yourself completely there will likely be a tipping point where you can’t do it anymore — and it will all come crashing down.”

So to avoid being four weeks into his program and smashing 10 beers or a bottle of wine, Scott says he’s pretty balanced through the preseason — and allows himself the occasional vice.

“If I’ve played on a Friday and I feel like a glass or two of red on Sunday I’ll have it. It’s all about balance.”

“It’s really easy to maintain,” he told us, “And I don’t get caught in that starvation mode.”

“Don’t restrict yourself from anything but also don’t go silly when you do have something that’s not great for you; that’s the key to longevity in the health and fitness space.”

Don’t Get Stuck In A ‘Prehab’ Mindset

While stretching, recovering and maintaining your body is a crucial element of every fitness routine, one of the biggest mistakes men in their 30s make is falling into the trap of just keeping themselves where they are already at rather than pushing for more.

Instead, you should continually aim to improve yourself — whether by training with mates or keeping yourself accountable to new goals.

“I’ve always found that ability to continually try and push myself. In the gym I did a few PB’s this year by identifying a few week spots,” Scott told us.

“For me bench press – doing an extra session for me above what the team does (helped me achieve that goal).”

“I could never get much better at bench no matter how much I did. But this year through time, effort, extra training sessions and new training partners I made it competitive, fun, hard work and without even knowing it I broke the plateau.”

“Took me 13 years but finally got there.”

While prehab is important, Scott told us this kind of breakthrough would never would have happened had he only been focussed on ‘prehab’.

“It’s important you push yourself too — not just about maintenance.”

The conclusion? It’s always possible to keep improving — whether you’re in your 30s or your 50s — you just need to find the right mindset.

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Men Reveal What They Really Talk About When Women Are Not Around
Men Reveal What They Really Talk About When Women Are Not Around

Whether it’s a bachelor party or a night down the pub, many women are still mystified by what their husbands and boyfriends talk about when they hang out with mates. And while many of the cringe-worthy stereotypes that a) the pub is only a place for men and b) when men get together all they do is talk about the footy are (finally) losing their credibility on a widespread scale, the question: “What do men talk about when they get together?” is still a fair one to ask.

As author Melissa Katsoulis admitted to the Sydney Morning Herald in 2019, “Being with my husband for 15 years has made me realise that I don’t know anything about men.” And — exaggeration or not — this (or some variant of this) is the situation many women around the country find themselves in — knowing what their partner is like one on one (and in a mixed group) — but always wondering how different he is when he gets together with mates.

Today we’re here to answer those questions with the goldmine that is the Ask/Reddit thread, taking the liberty to sift through the trolling to uncover the ‘secret lives’ of men that author Katsoulis searches. This is what we found.

“We Talk About How We Need To Get Some Women Around”

If the group of men in question are heterosexual and single, this is a common topic of conversation. Not groundbreaking, sure, but accurate.

“Motorcycles”

Every man knows you need to either be into bikes or cars, or endure any number of long and boring conversations throughout your life.

“Stuff”

Shoot the shit. Play the breeze. Talk about what’s in front of you and what’s on your mind. Really, when it comes down to it there is no great conspiracy that dictates what groups of men talk about must be that different to what groups of women talk about when they get together. And, as always, any conversation will be more dictated by the interests and personalities of the people present more so than their gender.

“How good we would look in high heels”

After the tequila comes out, anything is fair game.

“Sports and children”

Particularly for the married (or child-having) men of Reddit, sports and children tend to take up more airtime than they perhaps should do.

“Feelings”

Believe it or not — men have feelings too. And while it is taking a while for this to be seen as a positive (rather than something to be repressed), it’s happening more and more — and we applaud that.

“Awesomely bad movies”

As The Ringer points out, “The line between so-bad-it’s-good and so-bad-I-left-the-theater is quite thin; taste is subjective, and what one person finds to be amusingly bad others may consider plain bad.” Which means this is a topic of discussion that can rear its head sporadically until last drinks.

“The whole entire range of things we talk about otherwise”

Again: the idea that what men talk about when left to their own devices is radically different to what they talk about in any other situation, was called into question, with the consensus suggesting men are more likely to act slightly more immature in front of their mates, but not totally different.

The takeaway? When women like Katsoulis ask why men don’t feel the need to confide secrets or share emotions with each other as much as women do with their friends, what is the answer?

The following interaction may shed some light.

“Time and again, women report asking their husbands: ‘So, what did you talk about?’ after they return from a night out with friends,” says Katsoulis. “Friends who, presumably, are all in the throes of various romantic dramas, health crises and existential wobbles. You know the answer: ‘nothing’. If pushed, they might say ‘stuff’,” (SMH).

In other words: “Husbands really do not reveal intimate secrets to their mates at great length over their craft beers and technical coffees,” Katsoulis says, “Because instead of making them close and conspiratorial, they worry it could make things awkward,” (SMH).

“‘I wouldn’t want to burden them with my problems,’ one friend said – before telling me how grateful he is to have his wife to unburden himself on.”

This is a problem doctors and psychologists worldwide are trying to work on because the more people an individual feels comfortable opening up to, typically, the less lonely they will feel — something which can significantly help you reduce your chance of developing depression (and increase your ability to cope with it if it happens anyway).

As Barry Du Bois told us in a recent interview, this can prove crucial.

“My mate taking responsibility to ask that question (r u ok?) is what got me through that tough time.”

So next time you’re at the pub, feel free to delve into uncharted territory — or if that’s what you already do — don’t feel embarrassed to do so.

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I Took A $400,000 SUV To A $2 Bunnings Sausage Sizzle & This Is What I Discovered
I Took A $400,000 SUV To A $2 Bunnings Sausage Sizzle & This Is What I Discovered

When a company which started out making tractors finds their strength in supercars before deciding to make an SUV, a slight cause of concern is natural.While there has been a trend for every car company to at least offer one family mover, Lamborghini believe it will help them double their revenue. That’s a lot of Lamborghinis at the weekend soccer matches but let us guide your reservations.As a bonafide family man looking to reacquaint myself with some proper Italian pride, we put the brightest version of the Urus through its paces in typical everyday life from baby duties to the iconic Bunnings sausage sizzle run. Here’s what we discovered about this beautifully ostentatious beast from Bologna…which is oddly also one of the internet’s hottest memes at the moment (“You like?”).

Quick Facts About The Lamborghini Urus

Official D’Marge Head Turn Rating: 9 out of 10Model: Lamborghini Urus0-100: 3.4 secondsTransmission: 8 Speed autoAU RRP: $390,000

1. It’s A German supermodel disguised in Italian threads

In non-car-design vernacular, it’s a bratwurst posing as a porchetta. Meeting the Urus for the first time, there is no doubt you’re looking at a Lamborghini. While it has more doors and seats, the front and rear of the Urus carry design traits seen in their two door supercars. The headlamps, grill and boot have design cues that even without a badge would tell you this came from the stables of Lamborghini.

2. Italian mother, German father. Inside the Urus is a hybrid “bitsa”

Stepping inside and you could be forgiven for thinking there was a large influence from Audi, and you’d be right. Most of the entertainment system, indicator arms, even power window switches appear lifted from Audi. While Audi make wonderful interiors and we welcome this, does it make the Urus less of a Lamborghini and more a dolled up Q7?

3. Despite being the most overweight Lamborghini, it’ll still turn heads

Driving the Urus on a multilane highway you’ll see more iPhones pointing at you than a B grade celebrity. Whether it was the passengers in the car behind us or the tradies pressing their faces against windows in the next lane, the Urus was a real head turner. Whether or not this is your thing, it’s certainly a Urus thing.

4. Deep down, this is a fighter jet dressed as an A380

Firing up the Urus after flicking the jet fighter switch will awaken a twin-turbo V8. It shook the wine glasses in our kitchen and told the neighbours we were (temporarily) a cool family. While the Urus has a series of modes and even further controls to tweak suspension, steering and response, we did appreciate the noise difference between Strada and Corsa. In Strada, the Urus could purr along quietly and even shut off four of its cylinders in highway driving. But in Corsa, you heard and felt the heart of a true Lamborghini, and boy does its performance deliver.

5. It’s how fast now? Bloody fast

The Urus will take you from standstill to 100km/h in 3.4 seconds, the fastest SUV on the planet. It’ll make you giggle like a child at how impressive this feels from a vehicle that seats five in comfort.

6. What they don’t see, they’ll hear…

For the unsuspecting or from a distance, there is a good chance the Urus will be heard before it is seen. It is virtually impossible to lie to the missus about what time you got home because it didn’t just wake her up, it woke up the kids, too. Sure you could put the Urus in Strada to quieten the exhaust a little…but let’s be honest, you like it loud.

7. Stepping into the Urus is like checking into a day spa for influencers

The confusing part about driving a supercar is that it normally isn’t the most comfortable of experiences. With the Urus there is an exception as this fire breathing bull has well upholstered seats with heating and cooling modes, but also a menu of various massages for the driver and passenger. It doesn’t just work at a standstill either, wherever you were driving, the seats could continue to give you a rub up and down your back that would keep you in the car long after you arrive at your destination.

8. The Urus can really sing…from the engine or the speakers

While we adore the sounds of a twin turbo V8 singing, the interior of this Lamborghini is also fitted with a Bang & Olufsen stereo with 3D surround sound. The front tweeters rise from the dash when you start the car in the same way a conductor steps up to the orchestra. With 1700 watts of power pumping through a total of 21 speakers, you’ll have Pavarotti in the passenger seat – or at least it will feel that way.

9. If you’ve got kids, the Urus provides free day care

When couples progress to have a family, the routine is to buy an SUV and ditch the beloved coupe. If money is not a concern then the Urus might be the best of both worlds. Plenty of fun to drive but also a capable family car. The backseat seats three adults with ample leg room but also has ISOfix attachments for a baby seat.

10. The Urus has ample room to boot

The boot is large enough for two large bags or a pram and barbecue. It was even a great match to our Bunnings haul with the rear seats down but we do suggest you add boot lining to avoid scuff marks. Sizeable IKEA flatpacks? Also a non-issue unless you’re buying a queen-sized bed or piano. With 12v connections in the back and at the front, the whole family could keep their mobile devices charged and entertained. This gave us enough time for a sneaky sausage sizzle at Bunnings but a word of warning: greasy fingers laced with BBQ sauce does not go well with Italian leather and flick switches.

11. This bull is surprisingly easier for the kids than the adults

As SUV doors would be opened by kids and adults, we were forced to accept the boring door handles that a normal Lamborghini would not have. These look lifted straight off an Audi A3 and will please 12-year-old Jimmy as he jumps in the back, but it won’t look as sleek as it could have.When it comes to family vehicles though, they’re generally “user friendly” and uncomplicated. Managing the automatic gearbox just to get moving was an unnecessary hassle. Engaging reverse is a large padded lever, moving into Drive required a flick of the steering wheel paddles and then Park was a dedicated button. This could be a lot simpler, and just created a level of confusion that is acceptable in a Lamborghini…but not a family SUV.

12. A wolf in sheep’s clothing or just plain confusing…

Lamborghini has done a wonderful job of mixing their supercar prowess with what is really a German SUV. It has lost a lot of its Italian flair along the way but at the heart still beats that of a raging Taurus. With the consolidation of car brands under large umbrellas it had to be expected that Lamborghini would look at the parts of other brands to produce the Urus.It is in some ways unfortunate how much is lost by doing so, but also makes such practical sense that it is easy to swallow. For many, the price may be the biggest draw back as it can surpass that of a two door sportier Lamborghini. The way we see it, if you already own a Huracan, then the Urus is the best second Lamborghini you could buy.

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