Woman’s Rude Act Sparks Controversial Plane Etiquette Debate
Woman’s Rude Act Sparks Controversial Plane Etiquette Debate

Planes are pressure cookers. Literally. You step in, the doors swing shut, the cabin gets pressurised. And don’t get us started on the smell that emanates when they are opened (think lentils reek? Try 200 sweaty humans).Speaking of human nature… one American comedian has recently taken to the airwaves with a gripe that will resonate with anyone who has ever experienced a ‘window shade’ dispute.Francis Ellis, co-host of Oops The Podcast, recently shared (on episode 223) how he was tempted to make a “declaration of war” on a recent flight, after the passenger behind him shut ‘his’ plane window.

Watch ‘the great window sovereignty debate’ in the video below…

Francis explains: “On the plane home we are taxiing for takeoff… I like to be able to look out the window because I feel like if something is going to go wrong… I’d rather die… staring at the land below me than the inner shade of some plane window.”“So I have a window [shade] open, my seat is kind of splitting windows. The window in front of me is fully before the start of the next row – no one would claim it other than me – but the window behind me is kind of lined up with my seat.”“Now – I was very careful to look at this – at least 75% of the window was in front of my seat, if my seat was the diving line. 75% is in front, 25% belongs to the very extreme front of the row behind me.”Here begins the problem.

“That window was shut, I opened it; the woman behind me shuts it.”

When asked by co-host Giulio Gallarotti how long later she shut it (after Francis opened it) Francis responded: “a minute later.”The story then continued.“[The window is] next to my head. I look back at her and I look back at the window and I think: ‘if I open this again that’s an act of war.”

“That’s a declaration of war.”

Francis explains that the passenger behind him was in her late 40s or early 50s, when Giulio asks how old she was, suggesting that if she had been 75 Francis might have felt obliged to let it go.“I was baffled by the audacity to shut it so quickly after I opened it,” Francis said.He then asked Giulio: “Who has sovereignty?”“You [do] absolutely,” Giulio said. He then qualified: “I think you still do technically… but as you have two [windows] it shouldn’t be the end of the world.”“I just think because it was so much more in my space than hers I would agree,” Francis responded.

“I kept turning around and looking at the window.”

“Finally, I did it enough times that she goes: ‘I just shut it for takeoff. I was getting hot but you can open it once when we’re up in the air.’ I said: ‘Ok, no problem.'”RELATED: The Gentleman’s Guide To Airplane Conversation Etiquette “It was an impressive peace offering on a very quickly escalating, soon to be emergency landing viral video: ‘Man Gets Dragged Off Plane For Fist Fighting Woman Over Window Shade’ story,” Francis joked.This is far from the first time passengers have gone to war (or almost gone to war) at 40,000ft. Recent incidents show there are a lot of unwritten rules many people disagree on – from the man who was filmed last year punching a woman’s seat after she reclined it on a short domestic flight, to this passenger who was shamed for putting their feet up on the bulkhead.There also seems to be a discrepancy between what many airline employees think is acceptable for a passenger to wear on a flight, and what many passengers find acceptable to wear on a flight, with many scuffles making headlines in recent times (see: American Airlines’ War On Midriffs…).Oh, and, of course, there is the burgeoning business class ‘slammertime’ trend heating up the pointy end of the plane.Lizzie Post, etiquette expert and co-president of The Emily Post Institute has previously told DMARGE things like putting your feet up on the bulk head is a “big no no,” but that “if you do it, make sure to do it in the least invasive way possible.”Flight attendants recently sent a rather stronger message to unruly customers. Not only have they said they are sick and tired of playing babysitter for adults but they are now also being trained to kick your sorry ass.Better get that peace offering ready.

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Lionel Messi Arrives In Paris With Rolex To Match His Paycheck
Lionel Messi Arrives In Paris With Rolex To Match His Paycheck

The biggest news in the footballing world over the last few days has been that Lionel Messi – one of the greatest players of all time and FC Barcelona’s biggest star – is leaving the storied Spanish side after contract negotiations fell through unexpectedly.This is huge news. Messi left his native Argentina at the age of 13 in the year 2000 and has spent the last two decades with Barça. He’s spent virtually his entire life playing for Barça in some capacity. Naturally, football fans have been fiercely speculating whether the next few years would mean retirement (or worse: a stint in the MLS) for Messi, or whether he’d move to another Champions League worthy team.If the performance of Cristiano Ronaldo is anything to go by, Messi, who is 34, should have another 2 or 3 good years left in him – at the very least.Well, that speculation has now been silenced. Earlier today, news broke that Messi was indeed moving to another team – Paris Saint-Germain, another one of the world’s most popular football teams and home to stars like Kylian Mbappé, Neymar and (as of this transfer window) Sergio Ramos. Messi has signed a two-year deal with the French club with an option for an extra year, in a deal that’s no doubt worth millions of euros.The move must be bittersweet for Messi, but still a cause for celebration. Indeed, Messi was spotted just a few hours ago hailing fans at Le Bourget airport near Paris after arriving from Barcelona to sign his PSG contract. wearing an ‘ICI C’EST PARIS’ t-shirt and rocking a flashy rose gold Rolex Yacht-Master on his wrist.RELATED: Justin Bieber Proves Soccer Jerseys Aren’t Just For Hooligans

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The Yacht-Master is one of Rolex’s somewhat more obscure models – or perhaps, just a somewhat misunderstood one. Visually, it resembles the famous Submariner, but is easily distinguishable thanks to its matte-textured bezel with raised numerals and graduations. It also only features a water resistance of 100m compared to the Submariner’s 300m – reflecting that it’s a watch primarily meant to be worn above water than underneath it.Messi’s Yacht-Master is constructed from 18ct ‘Everose’ gold: Rolex’s proprietary rose gold alloy, which features a particularly warm pink hue. It also boasts an ‘Oysterflex’ bracelet, Rolex’s rubber option and a rubber strap non pareil. First introduced in 2017, Oysterflex bracelets are effectively a hybrid strap: the elastomer contains reinforcing metal inserts which not only make the strap more durable but more comfortable, as they shape the strap to the wearer’s wrist.It’s an AU$ 38,540 gold watch, sure, but it’s actually a surprisingly understated piece – especially compared to the highly gaudy timepieces most footballers like to wear. For example, those favoured by Messi’s great rival Ronaldo…RELATED: Cristiano Ronaldo Officially Passes On His Million Dollar Taste In Watches To His SonWhile some Barça fans are likely dismayed at this news, we just wish Messi well at PSG. We know his former teammate Neymar’s probably pretty happy about the move – fingers crossed that PSG coach Mauricio Pochettino will be able to work his magic with the massively talented Argentinian.

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‘Worst Coffees In Australia’ Video Explains Why This Type Of Coffee Failed In Australia
‘Worst Coffees In Australia’ Video Explains Why This Type Of Coffee Failed In Australia

Fact: Australians love coffee. We’re truly passionate about the stuff, and we’re blessed with one of the most mature and vibrant coffee cultures anywhere in the world – much to the chagrin of Parisians, probably.We also get very passionate about our coffee orders. Some snobs look down on anyone who dares to order a cappuccino; to them, the only acceptable coffee is an espresso or a ristretto. Alternatively, you have the desk jockeys who don’t ever branch out from anything more complicated than a flat white and just want an easy caffeine hit… Or the weekend warriors who think liking espresso martinis is a valid substitute for a personality. (Not that that’s really a coffee, but we digress.)You can be forgiven for your coffee order. But there’s coffee orders and then there’s types of coffee – and some are truly unforgivable in Australian culture, as this Instagram comedian hilariously points out.Rachid Elmerkaoui (@tedsthetics), a self-confessed “coffee lover” and brilliant social commentator who’s quickly gained a sizeable following for his on-point observations about Australian culture, shared his “worst three coffees in Australia” over the weekend. Not only is his take bang-on, but it also explains why some of the world’s most popular coffee has never caught on Down Under. [Watch Below]

While we think he’s a little bit harsh on service station coffee (come on, that dollarydoo 7/11 coffee isn’t even that bad), his perspective on Starbucks is emblematic of why the hugely successful chain has struggled to reach the same sort of success it has in North America, Asia or even Europe.RELATED: Italian Study Confirms Every ‘Basic’ Coffee Drinker’s Worst NightmareData analyst and economist Stanislav Lukashevich explains that Starbucks’ ‘failure’ in Australia can be boiled down to three reasons: an advanced local coffee culture, the pace of expansion, and lack of effort to adapt. The first reason is obvious, but the latter two are interesting. Lukashevich puts it this way:“Starbucks did not have sufficient knowledge of [local] preferences and relied on the idea that Australia was Westernized enough to accept them immediately. There is no evidence that Starbucks made an effort to truly differentiate themselves from the local [competition], or offer any enticing promotions once opened…”

“The established cafes were satisfying the locals’ demands, so a lower quality coffee at a much higher price within these highly populated business cities was almost insulting to Australians.”

A Starbucks near Hyde Park in Sydney. There are only 39 Starbucks locations in Australia, and are mostly frequented by tourists rather than locals. Image: Zomato
In recent years, Starbucks has tried to adapt to local tastes by serving more substantial food options and dialling down the sugar somewhat, but the fact remains that Starbucks isn’t just unpopular in Australia, but actively reviled.RELATED: ‘You’ve Got To Be Joking’: Yuppie Coffee Order Leaves Byron Bay Barista StunnedThis lies in stark contrast to the success Starbucks has had in mainland China, a market Starbucks entered around the same time as Australia – as well as the success Gloria Jean’s has had in Australia. Gloria Jean’s, originally an American business and arguably very similar to Starbucks, was actually bought out by its Australian franchisee, who expanded the company globally… But that’s another story.Maybe there’s hope for Starbucks in Australia yet. Starbucks has even expanded into Italy. Talk about palle.

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I Tried David Goggins’ Craziest Fitness Advice. It Actually Worked
I Tried David Goggins’ Craziest Fitness Advice. It Actually Worked

After being in lockdown for over a month, my fitness routine was starting to get a bit stale.What was there to do but to turn to David Goggins? David Goggins is an ultra-marathon runner, ultra-distance cyclist, triathlete, public speaker, author and retired US Navy SEAL.Goggins is a guy who pushes at the extremes. He has inspired more than one person I know to forego the usual training for something, and just straight up do it (like run a marathon with no training, or paddle a racing mal from Manly to Palm Beach).Even more impressive: he has inspired friends who haven’t read a book in 10 years to go out and buy his autobiography.So what’s going on? Why do some people love him and other people call him crazy? Is he being unfairly dismissed? Smoke blown up his arse? What’s going on?First, you need to understand what he’s all about – something the following video illustrates well.

Goggins often encourages his followers to conquer their inner demons, frequently taking to Instagram with tough love rants and his catchphrase: “stay hard.”He himself went through a transformation when he was a young man that he frequently refers back to.

David Goggins’ transformation. Image via Twitter.
He also, recently, commented on a video that also caught our attention – Joe Rogan spending 20 minutes in an ice bath.“Just a day or two before that, he struggled with going just over a minute,” Goggins said. “So how is it that he can come right back and do 19 more minutes? The water temperature and conditions were the same. The only thing that changed was his mindset.”“I have done this multiple times in my life with many different things so I know exactly what happened to Joe. The only thing that changed was how he approached what he was about to do. Rather than thinking about the cold water and how miserable he might be, etc., he broke it down into small chunks. He went into it with the right mindset, with a goal in mind. With a goal in mind, you can have a vision.”Goggins continued: “Example – you are training for a 50 mile race, etc., and you are going out for a 20 mile training run. During that 20 mile training run, you start to think there is no way I can do 50 miles. You are tired, dehydrated, overall you just feel like shit. You see on that day, your mind knew it was only going 20 miles so when it was nearing 20, it knew it could quit. That can play serious mind games on you. If it were race day, your mind would know it is going 50 so it drags the body along for 50.”

“We are in charge of setting the governors in our minds.”

“When Joe got into the ice bath the first time, he was just stepping in it. He had no plan, no goal, no desire and no end state. Therefore that minute was cold as fuck.”“The second time around, he had a purpose and end state and therefore was able to meet his goals.”“Most of us are quitting because we are walking into a challenge with no purpose and definitely no end state. You have to set yourself up to experience greatness!”With these dramatic words in mind, last weekend I set myself the challenge of running 20 kilometres – from Erskineville to Bondi Beach (10km) then back again.To put this into perspective, for the last two months I haven’t run further than 1.5 kilometres in one day. In fact, on my daily jogs to the park, quite often I will run the 800 metres there and then walk home out of laziness/boredom.Running 20 kilometres, as you might have expected, turned out to be quite an ambitious task – and one that broke me (I ended up walking) in the end. Despite failing though, I don’t regret it.Here’s everything I learned along the way.

How it started… Image: DMARGE.

Doing something extreme puts previous obstacles in perspective

Though some people poke fun at Goggins’ outrageous level of commitment (see below), doing something (for me) outlandish has made everyday tasks (like running 2km) seem easy. Though I actually failed to run the whole 20km (I walked a lot of the way back home) it felt good to have set a goal (completing the whole distance on my own two legs) and to have achieved it. It also felt good to run the whole 10km there – a distance I haven’t run for a long time.

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Having a goal (and a reward) motivates you more than you think

Having a specific task, and a specific destination (the beach) in mind made the slog more bearable.

The halfway point… Now for a swim, a coffee and a Chicken Souvlaki. Image: DMARGE.

When you run further than usual your toes take a punishing

My toes are generally fine after running 2 kilometres. After 20km, they were quite sore. On that note: if you really wanted to better yourself at running in a sustainable way you would want to build up to something like this. Ultimately though, although you could criticise Goggins for encouraging people to push themselves too hard, and though doing things radically outside your comfort zone comes with risks, given where our society is at, given cardio-vascular disease is one of Australia’s largest health problems, we probably need more people encouraging each other to get up and at it, not less.A lot more people are suffering from never getting out of their comfort zone.Also, realistically, for me, going out and jump-starting my fitness routine with a challenge a physio probably wouldn’t recommend you do without building up to is something I don’t regret at all (though the answer to that question may have been different had I straight out done a marathon, and caused myself some kind of injury).

Running gives you a completely different perspective on a city than driving

From Redfern to Alexandria to Centennial Park to Bondi Junction to Bondi, I saw many sides of Sydney.This also helped me maintain my interest and took my mind off my feet.

Any other weekend plan you may have tastes all the better after completing 20km

Replacing essential minerals… Image: DMARGE.
Food, beer, wine, you name it. While I may not have scaled Everest or run across a desert, for me this was quite a feat. It felt good.

The only problem is; your next challenge has to be a little harder

50km ultra-marathon here I come…

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Justin Bieber Proves Soccer Jerseys Aren’t Just For Hooligans
Justin Bieber Proves Soccer Jerseys Aren’t Just For Hooligans

Justin Bieber‘s becoming somewhat of a Renaissance man, especially where style is concerned.From nailing peak French chic in a classic marinière to inspiring revolutionary feelings with a super slick guayaberathe 27-year-old popstar is becoming a man of the world. And what better sport for a man of the world to play than the beautiful game, football? (Or soccer, if you prefer.)Over the weekend, ‘The Biebs’ was spotted joining in on a friendly local football game in Los Angeles, rocking some rather stylish Churchome FC kit – Churchome being a renewalist Christian church with ministries across the United States (you know Bieber’s been on his spirit quest for a while now).From all accounts, Bieber actually has a bit of game – and with his short, bleached hair and draped in a football jersey, he actually gave off a rather David Beckham vibe. No hooligans here.

Bieber in Churchome F.C. kit in 2021, and Beckham in Real Madrid kit in 2005. Images: Getty / Headcurve
RELATED: David Beckham’s Latest Haircut Proves Peroxide Addiction Is RealOf course, joining a local football team is a great way to meet new people as well as stay fit and healthy. But we’d be lying if one of the coolest things about football is football kits: no matter whether you’re a Christian Eriksen or a couch potato, everyone looks cool in a jersey.Again, that all sort of builds into Bieber’s increasingly broad stylistic oeuvre. We’re loving the new Justin.Speaking of cool football kits, here are some of the best new kits from around the world right now.

FC Barcelona Home 2021/2022

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Much of the recent media attention surrounding Barça has been about Lionel Messi’s departure from the club. Which is a shame, because besides detracting from their current on-field performance, it’s distracted from the unveiling of their new home kit, which might be one of the best in the club’s 121-year history.The offbeat design is effectively a minimal rendering of the club’s crest, with a section on the top right of the torso mimicking the St George’s flag while the top left features thin vertical stripes. It’s a clever idea and a big departure from the basic vertical stripes of the 2020/2021 kit.

Chelsea Home 2021/2022

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The new Chelsea kit kicks it up a notch. The English side has always had an eye for clever details, and their 2021/2022 home colours are no exception. While the left shoulder has a reasonably simple blue-on-blue checkerboard motif, the rest of the shirt features a wavy, helical zig-zag that really breaks up the silhouette of the jersey.As an added bonus, the kit – like virtually all modern Nike football kits – is made from 100% recycled plastic bottles. Good stuff.

Inter Milan Fourth 2021/2022

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Inter’s new fourth kit, however, takes the cake for the most out-there design in professional football right now. A 90s fever dream of bright colours, geometric designs, varied textures and oversized logos, you could be mistaken for thinking this was some sort of FIFA ’21 fantasy kit if not for the blue and black stripes under the Nike logo.Inter’s home and away kits are also fairly out there, although not as out there as this one. They feature a scaly snake design; a reference to the team’s nickname Il Biscione (“The Big Grass Snake”).

Paris Saint-Germain Home 2021/2022

Somewhat more sedate than some of these other designs, PSG’s new kit is notable for two main reasons: firstly, because it’s once again done away with tradition and omitted the classic maillots Hechter red horizontal bar motif, but also because it’s their first kit actually produced by Jordan Brand.Nike’s basketball imprint made waves when it first penned a deal with the French team back in 2018 – a seemingly bizarre combination – but until now, PSG’s Jordan-branded kits have just been Nike kits with a logo swap. Now, Jordan itself is producing the shirts (one might think it’s a fairly academic difference, but there you are).Speaking of interesting sportswear brand deals, read how luxury brands are increasingly chasing international athletes, including Olympic athletes, for endorsements.

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Surprising New Type Of Resort Now Booming Thanks To Pandemic
Surprising New Type Of Resort Now Booming Thanks To Pandemic

While some people took the pandemic as a chance to learn a language, work out like Chris Hemsworth, write a screenplay and read a Nobel Prize winning book a week, the rest of us ate a lot of UberEats and watched Netflix.Now, as travelling is once again on the cards for much of the world, many holidaymakers – especially in America and Europe – are flocking to fitness resorts in order to shed those pandemic pounds.

One, who went to Movara, a fitness resort in Ivins, Utah, 11 months into lockdown, told CNN Travel, “I just felt so uncomfortable in my body.”

CNN Travel also points out that – according to a March research letter published in JAMA Network Open – “Americans gained more than half a pound every ten days of lockdown.”We’re not exempt here in Australia either. According to the RACGP one in three Australians have gained weight during the pandemic.The RACGP also states that globally, 31% of people have reported gaining weight since the onset of the pandemic.It’s probably not a coincidence then that fitness retreats are now being spruiked all over the world – from Spain and Malta to Cancun.

Though Australians are not yet able to travel internationally, one imagines Bali’s yoga studios, fitness resorts and F45 businesses will, in the post-pandemic years, see a boom akin to what is being currently seen in America and Europe right now.RELATED: ‘New Era Of Hedonism’: Adults Only Resorts Still ‘Swinging’ Despite PandemicOn that note: CNN Travel reports that Slimmeria – a weight loss, detox and fitness retreat operator in the United Kingdom – has been sold out since May, while retreat guide and review site Queen of Retreats is “seeing the same thing.”Founder of the retreat guide, Caroline Sylger Jones, told CNN Travel: “Definitely people are looking to lose their lockdown weight and get fitter.”

The travel news publication also listed a host more retreats and resorts and spas seeing a similar phenomenon all across the US.Tweets recently posted to Twitter would appear to back this up.“From this to this,” one woman wrote.

Others were disturbed by the notion that – at some of these camps – there would be no wifi.

As for us? As soon as borders open we’re heading straight to Bali to redeem ourselves after our last (disastrous) floating breakfast experience.

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What Many Australians Don’t Understand About Our Latest ‘Border Ban’
What Many Australians Don’t Understand About Our Latest ‘Border Ban’

As many other countries begin to get back on track after a horrific 2020 and early 2021, Australia has gone from the envy of the world to an object of curiosity. From an island paradise to a hermit kingdom – one battling Delta with a largely unvaccinated population.

Though, given our very low case numbers (compared with the rest of the world) we are still in a very much enviable position (in terms of public health), the lockdowns being used to constrain the Delta variant of COVID-19 now loose in parts of Australia are wreaking havoc on our economy – as well as impacting our mental and physical well being.

Amid this shift in defensive stance, we recently saw our border ban (Australians have been banned from travelling internationally for well over a year now) tightened yet another notch in a move which experts, speaking to The Guardian, said could be constitutionally invalid and unfairly affect Australians from multicultural backgrounds.


The change has infuriated many, particularly expats.

What has changed? The outward travel ban has been expanded to include people who are ordinarily residents in another country. This means that even people who live overseas may not be allowed to leave Australia, should they, for whatever reason, visit.

At the time of writing, Australian citizens and permanent residents are banned from leaving Australia, and have to apply for an exemption to do so, “which can be granted for employment, study, or compassionate reasons, among others,” The Guardian reports.

Some Australians have found this a breeze. One recently wrote in a letter to Traveller, “I’ve had permission to leave Australia three times with no issues.”

Others have major philosophical issues with it.


Anyway: up until the recent extension of this ban, if an Australian citizen was ordinarily a resident in another country, they were automatically allowed to leave Australia should they visit Australia. That has now changed – even Australians who normally live overseas will now have to apply for an exemption to leave again if they come to Australia.

The Guardian reports, “Effective from 11 August, even Australian citizens who are ordinarily resident in another country will have to apply for an exemption to leave the country, and could be denied.”

“The Department of Foreign Affairs defines someone as ‘ordinarily resident in another country’ if they spent more time outside Australia than inside for the last 12 to 24 months,” (The Guardian).

Many are outraged by this.

The extension has been slammed as “barbaric” by some expats. And it’s not just hot air. The Sydney Morning Herald today reported that it has “so far seen four refusals for travel exemptions for Australians who usually live overseas that were issued over the weekend.”


Since the publication of today’s Sydney Morning Herald article, two of those refusals have been turned around (one, apparently, automatically, and another after re-applying).

Home Affairs Minister Karen Andrews has said of the change: “Outbound exemptions for Australian citizens are necessary as every Australian leaving, and planning to return, creates a queue of people wanting to come back.”

As of last month, there were more than 38,000 Australians stranded abroad due to COVID-19, according to the ABC.

Despite this proffered explanation, many are angry with this extra layer of bureaucracy now being put upon Australians visiting Australia, arguing it lacks “basic fairness and logic” – as one expat has put it.

In theory, Australians overseas will be able to apply for an exemption before they come to Australia, The Sydney Morning Herald reports. However, under the current rules, this will be a source of complication for those undertaking longer trips to Australia, seeing as people can only apply for an outbound exemption less than three months before they leave Australia.


Flight Hacks founder Immanuel Debeer told DMARGE he believes this added “complication” may be intentional on the part of the government, and that the headlines generated around it may be “exactly what the government wanted to achieve” in scaring off more people.

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Immanuel took particular issue with one headline by The Guardian, which he posted on his Instagram story with the caption, “It’s important to read beyond the headlines” and that “the reality is it’s a non issue and more of a formality.”

“It’s important to read beyond the headlines.”

He told DMARGE the government isn’t actually stopping Australians who normally live overseas from visiting then leaving again, but rather making those who wish to do so jump through an extra hoop.

“Say you’re Australian but lived in the UK all your life and you now go home to see your dying mother, I don’t think there will be an issue getting to leave again after. However, people with more complex cases might have some trouble because sometimes you have to wonder if those people processing applications have rocks for brains.”

That said, he says people still, of course, have the right to be outraged: “The whole system is ridiculous and violates so many rights we took for granted.”

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‘Just Bonkers’: The Australian Car Investment That’s Heating Up In 2021
‘Just Bonkers’: The Australian Car Investment That’s Heating Up In 2021

The Australian economy is still in a really weird place right now, even as we’ve got adjusted to COVID and things seem to be almost ‘back to normal’. Australians have never been more interested in alternative asset classes – and heritage plates are a particularly profitable one.


Crypto, NFTs, selling RAT tests… The last two years have seen Aussies get rather experimental with their investment strategies. With the economy still shaky and times still tough, people have tried lots of different things to make a buck – and some goods have become wildly expensive.

Case in point: the car market. Prices of second-hand cars have risen dramatically over the last 18-24 months, thanks to a variety of factors that all lead back to The Spicy Cough. It’s a phenomenon DMARGE has covered extensively: much of it has to do with simple supply and demand, but it’s also been fuelled by speculators wanting to make a quick buck flipping cars (no judgements here, that’s just a fact).

But the heat in the car market has nothing on what’s happening in the heritage number plates market – which might just be one of the best places a budding automotive Warren Buffett could hope to play right now.

A Lamborghini Gallardo convertible with NSW #206. You tend to see heritage plates attached to rather expensive cars, as is the nature of the beast. Image: numberplates.com.au

But what are heritage plates? Simply put, they’re Australian car number plates (or license plates if you prefer) that were introduced or issued before plate formats were (somewhat) standardised across the country in the 50s. They’re not to be confused with personalised plates, which is a whole other kettle of fish entirely.

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Some examples of heritage plates include numeric plates in NSW, Victoria and the ACT, which are white on a black background and can have less than six digits; or ‘Q plates’ in Queensland, which feature a Q prefix area painted black on white, with digits painted white on black.

Australia and all its states and territories have had a long, complicated and inconsistent history of number plates, but the bottom line is this: plates that don’t fit the normal format, especially if they’re short or contain special number/letter combinations, can be worth quite a lot. It’s not hard to see the attraction: who wouldn’t want license plate #1?

The buying and selling of heritage plates isn’t a new phenomenon. Savvy dealers have been plying a quiet trade for them for years, with some very rare plates occasionally making headlines every now and again – for example, take this CarAdvice article detailing how NSW #4 sold at auction for over $2.4 million back in 2017.

Of course, a single-digit plate such as #4 or #1, no matter which state or territory you’re in, will always be worth a packet. But over the last two years, heritage plates have seen a dramatic rise in value across the board – and it’s not hard to see why.

A Porsche Taycan with NSW #88, easily one of the most desirable plates in the state: 88 is considered a lucky number in Chinese culture. Image: The Motor Tailor

“Heritage plates have certainly become an appreciating asset to own,” Ian Davies, director of leading Sydney luxury car dealership Prestige Connex shared exclusively with DMARGE.

“It’s a tax-free profit opportunity versus shares and property – they seem to have proven to be a safe bet for investment.”

“I personally brokered the sale of a two-digit plate for in excess of $600k… Just bonkers!”

Ian Davies

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Heritage Plates, Australia’s largest heritage plate trading platform, concurs: “it is actually quite incredible the growth of heritage plates during these times. Good combinations have shown increases of 20-50%.”

“Demand for 3 & 4 digit plates has outweighed the supply as it is becoming extremely difficult to find any for sale.”

Heritage Plates

Chris Bowden, founder of Ecurie Bowden, co-founder of Bowden’s Own and Q-plate aficionado, also spoke with DMARGE about how compelling an investment heritage plates can be.

“How many other asset classes do you know that are theft-proof? If someone steals the plate off my car, they don’t own it. I just go with my little folder down to the service centre and I’m good.”

“If you could turn owning heritage plates into an ETF, it would be the perfect investment.”

Chris Bowden

Theft-proof, rapidly appreciating, and something you can enjoy rather than just sitting in a safe somewhere? Sounds good to us. So how do you pick a winner when it comes to heritage plates?

An Aston Martin DB4 with Victoria #44 444: the perfect car for the number combination. Image: @heritageplates

Davies relates that obviously, the fewer digits, the more valuable a plate is, and “anything with an 8 or a 1 is worth [big] money.”

Plates with repeating digits are also hot properties, as well as numbers that have pop culture significance e.g. 666, 69, 42, 420, 13, 58008… You get the picture.

Bowden also highlights that Q-plates, in particular, are experiencing quite a dramatic surge in popularity: “it used to be that if you took the price of a NSW or Victoria plate and knocked a zero off it, you’d get the Queensland price, but that’s not the case these days.”

“Q-plate prices have risen over double, close to triple the amount over the last eighteen months.”

Chris Bowden

Bowden attributes this to not only COVID but also due to the slow but steady migration from the southern states that Queensland has been experiencing (when the borders haven’t been locked down, of course).

“Southerners are heading up here in droves and they’re bringing with them a more mature sort of car culture. They’re realising that Q-plates are quite a bargain, especially compared with heritage plates from the southern states,” he suggests.

A Ferrari 458 Italia with Tasmania #1. Image: Hax Photography

Not every heritage plate market is as bullish as the east coast states’ markets, however. For example, the Tasmanian heritage plate market isn’t and hasn’t been as hot, simply down to demographics: it’s a smaller, less populated state, and there’s less competition for desirable plates.

And while there’s potential profit to be made on the heritage plate market, Bowden cautions against jumping into the space without doing your research first – or without having a genuine passion for automotive history:

“Just like how classic cars are not a ‘plug and play’ investment opportunity, heritage plates aren’t for everybody.”

If in doubt, maybe try giving investing in sneakers a go instead…

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New Yorker Reveals The Secret To Looking Like A Local In ‘The Big Apple’
New Yorker Reveals The Secret To Looking Like A Local In ‘The Big Apple’

It’s hot and sticky in summer. It’s freezing and brutal in winter. Everything is expensive. Everyone wears black. It’s always noisy. Apartments are tiny. Everyone has attitude. The subway is confusing. Chefs spit in your food.

There are more stereotypes about New York City than you can throw a mustard soaked hotdog at.

But, while there is no shortcut to becoming a true local, there are a few shortcuts to appearing to be one.


To that end: The New Yorker recently shared some advice on Instagram on: “How To Experience New York City Like A Local.”

The post included four hilarious ways to experience New York City like a long-suffering resident. And yes: there’s more to convincing New Yorkers you’re a local than simply being an a**hole…

 

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The first piece of advice – “getting here” – says that yes, you are allowed to take a photo of the skyline through your airplane window as you approach.

So far so touristy.

However, to do it like a local, you must post it on Instagram with the caption: “Back in hell.”


Next is learning the lingo. As The New Yorker puts it, “some phrases you might find useful are, ‘hello,’ ‘where is the bathroom?,’ ‘Can you fucking believe de Blasio?,’ ‘Can you fucking believe Adams?,’ and ‘Giuliani!!! Can you fucking BELIEVE HIM?!'”

As for getting around, the key is to use the subway.

“When I first moved to New York City, I assumed the subway was horrible and no one rode it. Now I know that the subway is horrible and everyone rides it.”

The last hot tip for looking like a local is to not be ashamed of using Google Maps.

“When in doubt, use Google Maps. Don’t worry, using Google Maps does not make you seem like a tourist. Even when I know where I’m going, I refresh Google Maps constantly. This is because I am incredibly high strung; what could possibly be more New York than that?”

The advice divided followers. Some felt seen. One wrote: “The google maps one is so real.” Another wrote: “New York City, aka a toxic relationship. So bad, but so good.”

Yet another wrote: “Been in New York for over 5 years. It’s an addiction and not a pleasure. I love to love it, I hate to hate it, I hate to love it and I love to hate it. I wouldn’t swap it for anything else in the works but once I’m ready to leave because my energy and finances will require me to I won’t look back.”

However, various other users took the advice a little too literally.

“After many years as a NY’er, I would never caption my plane descent shot as ‘back in hell.’ Because ‘hell’ is literally anywhere other than NYC. Quote me,” one wrote.


“None of these r accurate,” commented another.

Finally, some other followers of The New Yorker took the chance to do a bit of chest-pounding: “If you didn’t go to middle and high school here you’re not a local.”

“There is a culture of people your age and you don’t have it. If you read this publication you are especially not a New Yorker. It takes less than a glance to spot a transient.”

Almost as rude as Les Parisiennes…

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