The White Lotus season 1 laughed all the way to the bank with its subtle humour and crude stereotypes. Season 2 is no different; except this time we’re switching shakas for sunglasses; aloha for la dolce vita; Hawaii for Italy…

The White Lotus trades in tropes. And though it exaggerates, sometimes bordering on Emily In Paris levels of absurdity, it still holds a few lessons that tourists heading to Italy can learn from. We thought we’d collate a few of them for you below.

Italian hotel staff are not as sycophantic as American hotel staff…but maybe that’s a good thing

A scene at the start of The White Lotus season 2 shows this off quite well.

“I’m impressed that you’re even here,” Valentina the resort manager asks one of the more elderly guests. “Why are you impressed?” he responds.

“It’s a long trip from Los Angeles, and you are quite old, no?”

Classic.

Italian hotel staff are not as careful with your ego as American hotel staff

When another couple of guests, upon arriving at The White Lotus in Sicily, were asked: “How was your flight,” by Valentina, one of the two replied: “It was fine, although they did lose Cameron’s bag in Rome.”

Valentina replied: “Oh, never transfer through Rome. Fiumicino (airport) always loses bags. She then finished, as if it was the most obvious thing in the world, “You should have flown through Munich.”

“Thanks for the tip.”

“Yeah, next time.”

“You’re welcome.”

“If your bag will ever arrive we’ll let you know right away… If you believe in miracles.”

Yet another classic. Though this is obviously exaggerated for comic effect, after visiting America recently, I reckon there’s something to it…

Always pack important possessions in your carry on

Think: swimming trunks, sunglasses, etc.

If you value your luggage, don’t fly through Rome in peak season

I can’t quantify this one with statistics, but it sounds about right…

Flying to a beautiful location won’t solve your family or relationship problems

If The White Lotus is anything to go by, it could actually make them worse.

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You don’t need to bring so many bags

As one Sicilian local in the series puts it, upon seeing Jennifer Coolidge (Tanya) arrive at the hotel, “That’s a lot of fucking bags.”

“Maybe she’s moving to Italy.”

Take staff advice

“Shall I show you how to close the curtains? There’s a button,” one of the hotel staff asks one of the characters in The White Lotus season 2.

“We’ll figure it out,” the guest responds.

Though I’ve only watched season 1, I have a feeling this guest (who at the end of the first episode is revealed to have secretly hired an escort) will end up wishing he took the staff member’s advice when he had the chance…

Even when in Italy, opposites can still attract

Though nothing has happened yet (as of the end of episode 1) the tension between Harper Spiller and her partner’s obnoxious friend Cameron Babcock (who she initially hates) is palpable.

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Always be ready to drink a glass of Prosecco, even on an empty stomach

We’ve no idea how true this one really is, but it sounds about right…

Watching obnoxious guests and beleaguered staff will never not be funny

This one isn’t so much a lesson for tourists so much as one for the streaming executives to pay attention to, but we thought we’d throw it in there anyway: from Fawlty Towers to The White Lotus, it seems placing a hotel manager with great disdain for their guests, and obnoxious guests alongside one another always makes for entertaining results.

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Despite the miserable Sydney weather, our inaugural DMARGE House event on Wednesday 5th of October was a packed house.

Hosted by Matthew Johnson, over 180 people descended on Ovolo Hotel in Sydney to listen to 15 leading entrepreneurs and captains of industry. These thought-leaders included The Bachelor’s Sam Wood, surfboard designer Hayden Cox, and Chris and Cam Grant, founders of off-grid cabin firm Unyoked.

Bushmills Whiskey cocktails were flowing all day from the bar, readers got the chance to get up close and personal with Swiss watchmaking with IWC Schaffhausen, and it was an amazing chance to network and to say g’day after two years of The Big Sick and no events.⁠

DMARGE also launched key insights from its second Men’s Matters study, which in partnership with Hoop Research, investigated how the cost of living crisis is impacting Australian men.

Key insights from the latest Men’s Matters study included:

• 75% of Australian men are worried about the cost of living
• 57% of Australian men are worried about their financial future (with 30-40 year old’s being the most affected, and Sydneysiders being the worst)
• 40% of Australian men are worried they will never own their own home
• Only a fraction of Australian men are topping up their superannuation
• Gambling, drugs and luxury goods will be the first vices Australian men give up when “shit hits the fan”

These insights were unveiled at DMARGE House during a cost of living panel discussion between DMARGE founder Luc Wiesman, Man Anchor founder Steven Gamble, Man Coach Mike Campbell and writer/strategist Noelle Faulkner. During the chat, the panel discussed how the increasing cost of living is impacting Australian men’s health and wellness.

During the discussion, the panel talked about the fact that – as discovered in DMARGE’s Men’s Matter’s survey – men are under more financial stress now than they were before the pandemic and the fact that shares and crypto are the largest areas of investment for Australian men (with superannuation often being neglected).

What does this mean for brands? Firstly: there is a huge gap in the market for sensible, long-term investment advice and education platforms (and share trading applications with a culture of maturity around them).

Secondly, we learned that Australian men are more open than ever to expert-led advice when it comes to their physical, mental and financial health – they just need brands and publishers to come to the party so that they are not forced to resort to some obscure Reddit page or Facebook group to get advice and a sense of community.

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Looking for the very best movies on Stan Australia? We’ve got you covered.

Whether you’re wanting to wind down with a film after a long day at work, or are planning a movie marathon all weekend long, it’s hard deciding what you actually want to watch. Especially now that we have access to literally millions of films thanks to all the streaming services available.

But if you have the streaming service, Stan, you’re in for a treat. We’ve gone through the entire platform and have listed the absolute best movies available to watch on Stan. No matter if you’re looking for a cult classic, a comedy, a thriller or a jam-packed action flick, we’ve got you covered.

So, sit back, relax, and open Stan on your television, laptop or phone. Then hit play for any one of these awesome movies:

Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy

7.2 IMDb score, stars Will Ferrell, Christina Applegate, Steve Carell & Paul Rudd, Comedy, released in 2004

One of the earlier films that Will Ferrell wrote and starred in before he became a household name, is the cult classic comedy, Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Set in the 1970s, Ron Burgundy, played by Ferrell, is San Diego’s top anchorman but things change when Veronica Corningstone, played by Applegate, comes to town wanting to be the first female news anchor.

If you like Frat Pack films such as Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, and Blades of Glory, or simply having a good laugh at ridiculous comedies, you’ll love Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy.

Babel

7.5 IMDb score, stars Brad Pitt & Cate Blanchett, Drama, released in 2006

Babel follows four interlocking stories involving a married couple on vacation (Pitt & Blanchett), two goatherds, a deaf teen and her father, and a nanny taking the children she looks after across an international border…

Extremely well-acted and visually stunning, Babel is a must-watch for fans of drama films.

Blood Diamond

8.0 IMDb score, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Drama & Thriller, released in 2006

Blood Diamond follows the unlikely team-up of a smuggler, fisherman and American journalist in pursuit of an ultra-rare pink diamond. Set during the Sierra Leone Civil War in 1999, DiCaprio earned a nomination for Best Actor at the Academy Awards for playing the Rhodesian smuggler and mercenary, Danny Archer.

If you liked the films The Hurt Locker and American Sniper, you’ll highly enjoy Blood Diamond.

Buried

7.0 IMDb score, stars Ryan Reynolds, Drama, Mystery & Thriller, released in 2010

Reynolds is well known for his comedy chops but the actor also excels in serious roles. In Buried, Reynolds plays a US truck driver who is buried alive inside a coffin and must find a way to escape.

Clever and thrilling, Buried is a definite must-watch as it’ll have you on the edge of your seat right up until the credits roll.

Casino Royale

8.0 IMDb score, stars Daniel Craig, Eva Green, Judi Dench, Jeffrey Wright & Mads Mikkelsen, Action, Adventure & Thriller, released in 2006

Considered as one of the (if not the best) James Bond films of all time; if you haven’t seen Casino Royale with the blonde Bond, Daniel Craig – what have you been doing with your life? In all seriousness, Casino Royale follows Bond as he sets out on his first mission since he gained ‘007’ status.

A much more grounded take on Bond. James Bond. that’s got it all – a good plot, great acting and thrilling action. What more could you want?

Crazy, Stupid, Love

7.4 IMDb score, stars Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling, Julianne Moore & Emma Stone, Comedy, Drama & Romance, released in 2011

When Cal’s wife asks him for a divorce, he quickly becomes friends with a young bachelor, Jacob, who teaches Cal how to pick up women and navigate the single scene. Crazy, Stupid, Love is genuinely funny but also has some touching moments; plus, the story is very intricate and well-written and the acting is superb.

If you’re wanting a lighthearted film Crazy, Stupid, Love is for you.

Days of Thunder

6.1 IMDb score, stars Tom Cruise & Nicole Kidman, Action & Drama, released in 1990

The film that first brought Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman together, Days of Thunder follows Cole Trickle, played by Cruise, a young hot-tempered racing driver who enters the NASCAR Cup series. The film’s plot isn’t overly nuanced; in fact, it’s quite basic but the incredible action and racing scenes more than make up for it.

If you love cars and action films and want to watch a film that doesn’t require too much brainpower, Days of Thunder is the film for you.

Death At A Funeral

7.3 IMDb score, stars Matthew Macfadyen, Peter Dinklage & Ewen Bremner, Comedy, released in 2007

When a mysterious dwarf turns up to Daniel’s late father’s funeral nothing but chaos ensues as no one seems to know who the dwarf is or how he would have known the deceased; and as it turns out the dwarf wishes to expose a dark secret about Daniel’s father to the entire family.

Dinklage – as always – really shines in this hilariously dark film. If you’re a fan of classic British humour, you have to watch Death At A Funeral.

Donnie Darko

8.0 IMDb score, stars Jake Gyllenhaal & Jena Malone, Drama, Mystery & Sci-Fi, released in 2001

Donnie Darko, a troubled teen, starts having visions of a demonic-looking rabbit named Frank who tells Donnie that the world will end in 28 days and convinces him to commit a series of crimes. Be warned, Donnie Darko is a weird film; but in the best way possible.

With an intriguing plot and great performances, you’ll enjoy Donnie Darko if you’re a fan of cult classics.

Election

7.3 IMDb score, stars Matthew Broderick, Reese Witherspoon & Chris Klein, Comedy, released in 1999

When Jim McAllister, a high-school teacher, discovers that his over-achieving student Tracy Flick is running for class president unopposed, – because he believes Tracy will be absolutely unbearable if she were to win – he encourages a popular football player to run against her. Chaos (and hilarity) ensues.

Election is a brilliant and intelligent dark comedy with phenomenal performances from both Broderick and a young Witherspoon.

Ex Machina

7.7 IMDb score, stars Alicia Vikander, Domhnall Gleeson & Oscar Issac, Drama & Sci-Fi, released in 2014

Ex Machina follows an employee at a high-tech company who wins the chance to interact with a highly advanced human-looking android that was built by the company’s CEO. The android, Ava, has been equipped with artificial intelligence and you’ll spend the whole movie not knowing who to trust. Thrilling and face-paced, Ex Machina is truly a brilliant film.

Whether you’re fascinated by the idea of artificial intelligence or are terrified by it, Ex Machina explores the concept so well that you have to give it a viewing.

Ferris Bueller’s Day Off

7.8 IMDb score, stars Matthew Broderick, directed by John Hughes, Comedy, released in 1986

Young Ferris Bueller, played by Broderick, is a popular teen who is incredibly skilled at cutting class and getting away with it. Before he graduates high school he decides to have one final last day off from school and the film follows the hilarious awesome day Bueller has while his principal is hot on his tail.

There’s a reason this film is considered a cult classic; it’s charming, clever, and genuinely funny. If you want to watch an extremely enjoyable film, you have to go with Ferris Bueller’s Day Off.

The Fugitive

7.8 IMDb score, stars Harrison Ford, Tommy Lee Jones & Sela Ward, Action, Crime & Drama, released in 1993

Ford stars as Dr Richard Kimble, an innocent man who’s been wrongfully accused of murdering his wife. And the film follows Kimble as he hurries to find the real killer while he’s simultaneously being hunted down by a veteran U.S. Marshal – played by Jones.

Intense and gripping, if you’re after an action-thriller, it doesn’t get much better than The Fugitive.

The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo

7.8 IMDb score, Crime, Drama & Mystery, released in 2009

Based on the book of the same name, The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo follows disgraced journalist Mikael Blomkvist as he tries to solve a cold case with the help of a talented young hacker, Lisbeth Salander. The film is captivating and thrilling, and the entire murder mystery is extremely well-written, but there are some graphic and gritty moments that may be too much for some.

If you enjoy dark but clever crime films, you have to watch The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo as well as its two sequels, which are also available on Stan.

Goldfinger

7.7 IMDb score, stars Sean Connery, Action & Adventure, released in 1964

Considered one of the best James Bond films, Goldfinger is a classic must-watch. Connery’s Bond is charming and suave, and Goldfinger’s plot is thrilling with enthralling action sequences and touches of tongue-in-cheek humour. Plus, it was the first Bond film that had the 007 spy utter the famous line “martini; shaken, not stirred”.

However, if you prefer Daniel Craig, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton, Roger Moore, or George Lazenby as Bond, Stan has all of the James Bond films available.

Horrible Bosses

6.8 IMDb score, stars Jason Bateman, Charlie Day, Jason Sudeikis, Colin Farrell, Kevin Spacey, Jennifer Aniston & Jamie Foxx, Comedy, released in 2011

Three friends, played by Bateman, Day & Sudeikis, all have horrible bosses (hence the film’s title) and as none of them can quit for financial reasons, they conspire to murder each other’s bosses. This film is hilarious with many laugh-out-loud moments and is arguably Aniston’s best role to date.

If you’re after a good laugh, you have to watch Horrible Bosses as it’s a comedy with a well-written plot and fantastic performances from all of the actors involved.

Inception

8.8 IMDb score, stars Leonardo DiCaprio, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Elliot Page, Tom Hardy, Cillian Murphy, Marion Cotillard & Michael Caine, directed by Christopher Nolan, Action, Sci-Fi & Thriller, released in 2010

A skilled man who can steal secrets from people’s dreams is given an impossible task that will give him the redemption he desperately seeks: implant an idea into someone’s subconscious. Inception is considered one of the best films of all time due to its fresh yet brilliant multi-faceted plot, breathtaking cinematography, and impeccable acting performances.

If you haven’t already seen Inception, you must watch it immediately; and if you have seen it… watch it again. You’re guaranteed to pick up on things you didn’t the first time round.

The King’s Speech

8.0 IMDb score, stars Colin Fifth, Geoffrey Rush & Helena Bonham Carter, Drama & Biography, released in 2010

Based on a true story, The King’s Speech follows King George VI and how he overcame a stammer thanks to an unorthodox speech therapist. Colin Firth won Best Actor at the Academy Awards for his brilliant performance as King George VI, and the film was critically praised for its storytelling, visual style, direction, and score.

If you’re after a heartwarming film, The King’s Speech is the perfect film for you.

Layer Cake

7.3 IMDb score, stars Daniel Craig, Sienna Miller, Michael Gambon & Tom Hardy, Action, Crime & Drama, released in 2004

Before Craig was James Bond, he starred in this film as a successful but unnamed cocaine dealer who is about to enjoy an early retirement. However, right before he does so, a powerful mobster demands he complete two rather tough assignments…

Craig’s performance is excellent and the film was directed by Matthew Vaughn – the man who directed Kick-Ass and the Kingsman films – making Layer Cake a must-watch.

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels

8.2 IMDb score, stars Jason Statham, directed by Guy Ritchie, Action, Comedy & Crime, released in 1998

Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels was the film that gave Guy Ritchie international acclaim and made former-diver Jason Statham (yes, seriously; he even competed for England at the Commonwealth Games) an action movie star. The film is constantly described as a British twist on a classic Quentin Tarantino gangster film.

You have to watch Lock, Stock & Two Smoking Barrels if you’re a fan of Tarantino or if you simply enjoy films involving heists and crime-orientated plots.

Mad Max

6.9 IMDb score, stars Mel Gibson, Action, Adventure & Sci-Fi, released in 1979

Set in post-apocalyptic Australia, a police officer sets out to stop a vicious biker gang after they murder his wife and son. Mad Max is considered a cult classic because of its great storyline, impressive stunts, and Gibson’s outstanding performance. Plus, it launched a successful and critically acclaimed franchise.

If you’re a fan of dystopic sci-fi films, such as Blade Runner, you’ll enjoy Mad Max.

The Matrix

8.7 IMDb score, stars Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne & Carrie-Anne Moss, Action & Sci-Fi, released in 1999

The Matrix is a cult classic for a reason. The film follows Neo, a computer hacker who questions his reality, and when a beautiful stranger leads Neo to Morpheus (a legendary hacker and leader of the rebellion), Neo finally learns the shocking truth.

Filled with wonderful action sequences and a great performance from Reeves, if you haven’t seen The Matrix before, you should watch it immediately. And if you have, watch it again!

Mean Girls

7.0 IMDb score, stars Lindsay Lohan, Rachel McAdams, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler & Amanda Seyfried, Comedy, released in 2004

A superb screenplay written by Tina Fey paired with excellent performances from the ensemble cast is what made Mean Girls an instant classic. The film follows Cady, played by Lohan, a teenager who’s spent her whole life being home-schooled, as she goes to high school for the first time and somehow befriends the cool yet evil girls named ‘The Plastics’.

Mean Girls is filled with quotable dialogue and non-stop funny moments and is a comedy that you can watch over and over again.

Minority Report

7.6 IMDb score, stars Tom Cruise, Colin Ferrell & Samantha Morton, directed by Steven Spielberg, Action, Crime & Mystery, released in 2002

Set in the not-too-distant future, Minority Report follows a specialised police department that’s allowed to arrest and convict ‘criminals’ before their crime has even been committed due to psychic technology. However, the plot thickens when the technology predicts that the department’s commanding officer, played by Cruise, will commit a murder.

With a phenomenal performance from Cruise, great action scenes and stunning visuals, if you’re a fan of thought-provoking sci-fi films, you’ll love Minority Report.

Nightcrawler

7.8 IMDb score, stars Jake Gyllenhaal, Crime, Drama & Thriller, released in 2014

Gyllenhaal stars as Lou Bloom, a con artist who falls into L.A. crime journalism and becomes a ‘nightcrawler’ — going to dangerous crime scenes to get a money shot for the news. Nightcrawler is a brilliant and thought-provoking social commentary and features splendid visuals as well as a formidable performance from Gyllenhaal.

If you like thrilling films such as Prisoners, Drive, and Gone Girl, you’ll love Nightcrawler.

Now You See Me

7.2 IMDb score, stars Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo, Woody Harrelson, Isla Fisher, Dave Franco, Morgan Freeman & Michael Caine, Crime, Mystery & Thriller, released in 2013

A group of magicians, called the Four Horsemen, manage to heist various banks and bank accounts during their live shows and gives all the money to their audiences, while an FBI and Interpol agent try to stop them. Now You See Me is extremely clever with its constant plot twists and reveals, and every actor in this stellar cast provides impressive performances.

If you’re a fan of mysteries and heist films, you’ll be captivated by Now You See Me and will instantly want to watch its sequel, which is also available on Stan.

Parasite

8.6 IMDb score, won 4 Academy Awards, Comedy, Drama & Thriller, released in 2019

A poor family, the Kims, trick a wealthy family, the Parks, into hiring them in various positions — tutor, art teacher, driver, and housekeeper — but things take an interesting turn when the Parks go away on a holiday and the Kims experience a strange encounter while they stay at the Parks’ massive mansion.

Parasite explores themes of class conflict, social inequality and wealth disparity in an intriguing and gripping way; seriously, this phenomenal film will stay with you long after you watch it.

RED

7.0 IMDb score, stars Bruce Willis, Helen Mirren & Morgan Freeman, Action, Comedy & Crime, released in 2010

RED follows former black-ops agent Frank Moses, who is forced to reassemble his old team when a high-tech assassin threatens Frank’s now peaceful life. The film is witty and doesn’t take itself too seriously; perfect for action-crime lovers who are in the mood for something lighter.

If you’re wanting some action but don’t want a movie where you have to really pay attention and use your brain, RED is the perfect option for you.

Reservoir Dogs

8.3 IMDb score, stars Harvey Keitel, Tim Roth, Chris Penn, Steve Buscemi & Michael Madsen, written & directed by Quentin Tarantino, Crime, Drama & Thriller, released in 1992

Reservoir Dogs was Tarantino’s debut feature-length film and quickly became a cult classic. The film follows a group of men who attempt a jewellery heist but after it goes horrifically wrong, they begin to suspect one of them must be a police informant.

Witty dialogue, superb performances, and a clever plot make Reservoir Dogs a must-watch; especially if you’re a fan of Tarantino’s more popular films.

Seven

8.6 IMDb score, stars Morgan Freeman, Brad Pitt, Kevin Spacey & Gwyneth Paltrow, Crime, Drama & Mystery, released 1995

Seven follows two detectives, played by Freeman & Pitt, as they try to hunt down a serial killer, whose victims represent the seven deadly sins. The ending of the film is considered as one of the most haunting endings of all time, and the lead up to it is smartly told with sharp dialogue and skilful performances from the cast, especially Freeman, Pitt and Spacey.

Seven is thrilling and a definite must-watch; and even if you’ve seen it, rewatch it as you’ll pick up details you didn’t notice during your first viewing.

Top Gun

6.9 IMDb score, stars Tom Cruise & Val Kilmer, Action & Drama, released in 1986

A classic film, Top Gun is a great action flick that you can watch again and again. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell, played by Cruise, is a hot-head pilot competing against Iceman, a level-headed pilot played by Kilmer, to win the prestigious ‘Top Gun’ award.

Top Gun has a simple plot but fantastic action scenes and unbelievable aerial sequences as well as an awesome 80s soundtrack.

Wake In Fright

7.6 IMDb score, Drama & Thriller, released in 1971

After losing all of his money gambling, a school teacher is forced to stay in a town in outback Australia in Wake In Fright. The film is a psychological thriller and is considered an Australian masterpiece.

Be warned, while Wake In Fright is poignant and well-worth a viewing, it is also brutal and shocking; definitely not for the faint of heart.

War Dogs

7.1 IMDb score, stars Jonah Hill, Miles Teller, Ana de Armas & Bradley Cooper, directed by Todd Phillips, Comedy, Crime & Biography, released in 2016

War Dogs, is loosely based on the true story of two young men who won a contract with the US Army worth $300 million to supply ammunition to America’s allies in Afghanistan. Enjoyable, intriguing, and slightly goofy, War Dogs will really make you think about war from a perspective that’s not often explored.

If you liked the films Lord of War and The Wolf of Wall Street, you’ll definitely enjoy War Dogs.

We’re The Millers

7.0 IMDb score, stars Jason Sudeikis, Jennifer Aniston, Emma Roberts, Ed Helms & Nick Offerman, Comedy & Crime, released in 2013

When seasoned pot dealer, David, is offered a huge amount of money to smuggle drugs from Mexico into the US, he asks the stripper that lives next door, a runaway teenage girl and a dorky kid who tries to buy pot from him to pose as his family. And the plan is to ensure border security never suspects them of smuggling drugs as they look like a respectable family on an RV vacation; but, of course, chaos ensues.

If you like Horrible Bosses and its sequel, you’ll thoroughly enjoy We’re The Millers.

What We Do In The Shadows

7.7 IMDb score, stars, written & directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, Comedy & Horror, released 2014

What We Do In The Shadows follows three immortal vampires who live together as flatmates and just deal with everyday life. Compelling, original and wickedly funny, this mockumentary film is a must-watch for fans of Clement’s and Waititi’s signature humour.

If you liked Flight of the Conchords or Jojo Rabbit, you’ll enjoy What We Do In The Shadows.

50/50

7.6 IMDb score, stars Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen & Anna Kendrick, Comedy, Drama & Romance, released in 2011

Inspired by a true story, 50/50 follows Adam, a 27-year-old who discovers he has a rare type of cancer. This comedy film is truly heart-warming and does a fantastic job tackling a serious issue with thoughtful wit. Plus, Gordon-Levitt and Rogen’s performances are pretty damn good.

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Melbourne is known as Australia’s culinary capital. Despite practically being a galaxy away from the world’s other noted food cities, the restaurants in Melbourne more than hold their own against the best.

You could bounce between restaurants like a Roomba, hoovering up every tasty morsel insight, and still never make it through everything worth eating in this mouthwatering melting pot.

But who could begin to keep track of them all in the first place? Melbourne’s best restaurants come and go faster than celebrity marriages, and unless you’re Bourdain or Batali, you’re probably not keeping up.

Never fear. We’ve got your back and your stomach with a guide to some of the restaurants in Melbourne you simply have to try. A mix of essentials and upstarts, this list should be enough to keep your tastebuds busy (for a little while, at least). From fine dining tasting menu to cheap eats, these are all Melbourne’s finest restaurants guaranteed to satisfy every man’s appetite.

Firebird

223 High St, Prahran, VIC 3181

The Commune Group are imperative to the Melbourne food scene as they founded Hanoi Hannah, Tokyo Tina, Neptune and now their latest addition, Firebird. 

This flame driven restaurant is situated along High Street in Prahran and offers delicious Southeast Asian food. This venue can fit 110 diners with its interiors designed by renowned architecture firm Ewert Leaf, who has created an extremely modern space inspired by Vietnam’s smokey street food stalls. Go on their website and book now, as this trendy restaurant tends to fill up quickly.

“I honestly think Firebird ticks all the boxes. If you want really delicious Vietnamese food with a difference, great atmosphere that feels cool without being pretentious and super knowledgeable, friendly staff, then you should give it a try.”

SJCMelb (TripAdvisor)

Future Future

191 Swan St, Richmond, VIC 3121

If you’re looking for simple, elegant Japanese restaurant in Melbourne, look no further than Future Future. What used to be an old art gallery now has transformed into a modern eatery paying homage to Japanese street style and culture. Future Future offers a unique dining experience from the moment you’re seated in their exquisite dining room. 

To start, you’ll receive some sweet-potato crisps and a cup of camomile, green and mandarin-rind tea, a little taste of the mouthwatering food to come.

“Easy Asian fusion, great night out with friends, great addition to Richmond restaurant scene, have already recommended to friends, we’ll be back.”

jarn88 (TripAdvisor)

Farmer’s Daughters

95 Exhibition Street, 80 Collins Precinct, Melbourne, VIC 3000

From the ‘Paddock to plate’, Farmer’s Daughters curates a memorable dining experience, as this iconic Melbourne restaurant celebrates the fantastic fresh produce coming out of Gippsland, Victoria. 

The founder of Famer’s Daughters, Peruvian chef Alejandro Saravia, first fell in love with Gippsland in 2016 when he went on a tour there and was instantly taken back by the region’s food quality and biodiversity. This led him to become an ambassador for the area and launch Farmer’s Daughters earlier this year – and we’re so grateful he did.

“What a fantastic new addition to the Melbourne restaurant scene. Karla took great care of us and was incredibly knowledgeable about the menu”

Coastal824336 (TripAdvisor)

Society

80 Collins St, Melbourne, VIC 3000

Chris Lucas is the great mind behind some of Melbourne’s greatest restaurants, including this gem, inspired by Australian contemporary culture. A state of Australian design and modernity, this stylish dining room is filled with grey-toned curtains, plush circular booths, crystal chandeliers and conveniently sits on Collins Street in the heart of the CBD. 

If it’s fine dining you’re after, Society is an absolute must-try.

“There is nothing not to love about this restaurant. The venue is beautiful, the service was attentive and the food a visual and delectable delight.”

miss goldie (Google Reviews)

Hawker Hall

98 Chapel St, Windsor, VIC 3181

Speaking of Chris Lucas, this fine food and beer hall is another of the restauranteur’s most popular endeavours. Inspired by the vibrant hawker centres of Singapore & Malaysia, Hawker Hall serves some of the most delectable Asian fusion food, making it an incredibly popular restaurant with both locals and tourists alike. Great food met with a great vibrant, bustling atmosphere. Is there anything more you could ask for?

“This was not our first visit, everytime we are in Melbourne we pop in as the food is so good! Best to call ahead for a table as they can get super busy, they also do take away.” 

hisandherstravel (TripAdvisor)

Tres a Cinco 

3-5 Hosier Ln, Melbourne VIC 3000

Frank Camorra of MoVida fame has opened up another great eatery in Hosier Lane, now with a fresh-faced Mexican cantina. What initially started as a side project of takeaway food packs quickly developed into this authentic Mexican restaurant due to its extreme popularity. 

Tres a Cinco offers an incredibly satisfying menu that serves up some of the more indulgent tacos, tamales and Mexican inspired desserts. However, if you’re looking for an excellent beverage to pair with your meal, Tres a Cinco also has a carefully selected drinks menu of up to 20 cocktails based around tequila or mezcal, including eight different Margaritas.

“This place is really nice. The decor and atmosphere is very pleasing to the eye. The food was great, one of the best fish tacos I’ve ever had.”

Tim Manton (Google Reviews)

Transformer 

99 Rose St, Fitzroy VIC 3065

Those seeking out a plant-based menu, listen up because Transformer offers an extensive menu of the most innovative vegetarian and vegan dishes around. Based in Fitzroy, this vegetarian restaurant by Laki Papadopoulos and Mark Price is the pinnacle of seasonal dining in the Melbourne restaurant scene, as Transformer often gets its produce from small scale growers to offer up the freshest yet tastiest dishes.

After you’ve eaten your main, make sure you try their incredible selection of ever-changing desserts. Go on, you deserve it.

“Expect an explosion of great food taste. What a great place for a special dinner.”

JoAigner (TripAdvisor)

Kappaya

St Mary’s Building, Abbotsford Convent, 1 St Heliers St, Abbotsford VIC, 3067

If you’re looking for a restaurant in Melbourne where soul food, beer, sake and coffee collide, then Kappaya has answered your prayers. This little gem hidden away in Abbotsford Convent serves up some incredible bento boxes and other Japanese specialties, all of which will leave you oh so satisfied.

Also, there are many Japanese craft beers supplied from the Sapporo brewery if you’re after an icy cold beverage to down your meal with. Kappaya doesn’t have a website unfortunately, so if you want to make sure there is space for you, be sure to call ahead.

“A gorgeous japanese couple run the cafe and couldn’t have done more for us. The menu was limited and simple but delicious.”

Srslyfoods (Zomato)

Call: +613 9461 0070

Gimlet at Cavendish House

33 Russell St, Melbourne VIC 3000

Gimlet is Andrew Mcconnell’s (Cutler & Co) latest addition to the Melbourne fine dining scene and was easily one of 2020s most anticipated new restaurants. Set inside the Chicago-style 1920s Cavendish House, Gimlet offers a delicious selection of local seafood, hearty wood-fired mains and a cocktail list curated by Head bartender Cameron Paris, who is also the brains behind the restaurant’s catchy name.

“Despite visiting with super high expectations, we were exceedingly impressed with the food, the sublime service, and the lovely ambiance.” 

SeaDreaming22 (TripAdvisor)

Embla

122 Russell St, Melbourne VIC 3000

If you’re craving exquisite small plates and great live music inside an industrial-chic wine bar, you have to try one of the more unique restaurants in Melbourne; Embla. Head Chef Dave Verheul and wine connoisseur Christian McCabe have joined forces to offer one of the best wine bars that truly feels like an extension of your lounge room.

Feeling a bit peckish? Why not start with their quinoa & rosemary sourdough with grain mustard butter or their burrata with spring vegetables and pair it with one of their fine French wines.

“Embla is an atmospheric wine bar with a wonderful range of share plates.”

Hugbug23 (TripAdvisor)

Vesper Bistro and Bar

23/25 Toorak Rd, South Yarra VIC, 3141

Taken from Vesper Lynd, a famous Bond girl from the James Bond franchise, comes Vesper Bistro and Bar, a new food hub in South Yarra specialising in European cuisine. Vesper Bistro and Bar will make you feel like you’ve been whisked away to the Mediterranean islands with dishes full of flavour and vibrant colour from the islands of Greece, Spain, Italy and France, fusing a contemporary approach to fine dining. 

Their À La Carte Menu is available for bookings for up to 6 people, so make sure you get in quick.

“And the food is amazing we managed to taste not quite everything on the menu but everything we had was deliciously tasty compliments to the chef.”

AngieDJ1234 (TripAdvisor)

HERO

Level 1, ACMI, Federation Square, Melbourne VIC 3000

Tucked away inside ACMI is Hero, a place where the ideas of film, food, music and art are combined to create a hotspot where creative minds come together. This understated yet refined cafe and bar has a seasonally driven menu made with local produce curated by renowned local chef Karen Martini. While you’re here, make sure you also try their flavoursome range of bespoke cocktails.

“We had a fabulous time having a leisurely lunch. The service was great, the menu and food interesting, different and delicious, all accompanied by some lovely sparkling wine.”

Kaye D (TripAdvisor)

Al Dente Enoteca

161-163 Nicholson St, Carlton VIC 3053

In April of 2020, Italian pasta chef Andrea Vignali launched her very own restaurant in Melbourne, Al Dente Enoteca, amid the global pandemic. This restaurant initially began as a delivery service solely providing pasta dishes to Melbournians stuck in lockdown; however, this little passion project of Vignail’s was immensely popular, leading to the opening of Al Dente Enoteca. 

While you’re here, you must try the artichoke filled tortellini or even crab ravioli. Our stomachs are rumbling just thinking about it.

“This was one of the BEST dining experiences we have had in 2021! The pastas are to die for.”

AJ (Google Reviews)

Radio Mexico

11-13 Carlisle St, St Kilda VIC 3182

Located in Carlise Street, St Kilda, This iconic Melbourne restaurant has been serving up some of the city’s best tacos, margaritas and beer since 2012. Radio Mexico serves up spicy authentic Mexican flavours that are sure to pack a punch and keep you on your toes. Radio Mexico is all about the finer details when it comes to their food. 

Everything from the house-made salsa to their three-cheese nachos featuring roasted pumpkin and toasted pepitas; shows this restaurant is the benchmark for Mexican cuisine.

“Mexican food that’s hearty and not pretentious margaritas that are dangerously good! Very accomodating staff and great atmosphere!”

Lia11118888 (TripAdvisor)

Epocha

49 Rathdowne St, Carlton VIC 3053

Situated in a picturesque 19th-century building with a stunning view of the Carlton Gardens, Epocha is Melbourne’s answer to modern Greek food that combines fresh Australian produce. Angie Giannakodakis (co-owner of Hellenic Republic) and Guy Holder (The Press Club, Rockpool) have joined forces offering a dining experience from a double-storied terrace that has been restored but still has remnants of the Victorian Era. 

“The venue is gorgeous. The menu was a marvelous and generous range of traditional Elyros-style entrées, main and dessert. The professional service was impeccable.”

Lydia D (TripAdvisor)

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It’s been over a year since No Time to Die hit cinemas and we’re still no closer to finding out who will be taking over the mantle of James Bond from Daniel Craig – but Eddie Redmayne’s latest could be a bit of a sign…

The talented 40-year-old English actor, who is best known for playing protagonist Newt Scamander in the Fantastic Beasts film series, has been spotted wearing an OMEGA Seamaster Planet Ocean 600M (ref. 215.30.44.21.03) while out and about promoting his latest film, the true crime drama The Good Nurse.

What’s particularly interesting about the watch is that he’s been wearing it with a black and grey NATO strap from OMEGA’s 007 collection of watches and accessories. Then, when you consider that the Planet Ocean is also officially a ‘Bond watch’… Maybe it’s a hint that he’s eyeing the coveted role?

While the OMEGA watch that’s most associated with James Bond is the Seamaster Diver 300M, which was the first OMEGA to be seen in a Bond film and was worn by both Pierce Brosnan and Daniel Craig, Craig also wore a black Planet Ocean in both Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace.

One of OMEGA’s beefiest and sportiest dive watches, the Planet Ocean is water-resistant to an impressive 600 metres, boasts a helium-escape valve at 10 o’clock like the Seamaster Diver 300M and its in-house Master Chronometer calibre 8900 can be admired through a transparent caseback. It’s the perfect watch for a man of action like James Bond.

Of course, this is just speculation. Redmayne is an OMEGA ambassador after all, so it could just be that he’s wearing the watch as a contractual obligation and that he likes that Bond NATO strap on his blue Planet Ocean.

Redmayne has also previously suggested that he wouldn’t want to take up the mantle of the famous fictional spy, telling Variety back in 2016 “I would hate to see myself play James Bond. I love going to see James Bond and seeing really freaking cool actors that I admire doing great things. Never say never, but… No.” Talk about mixed signals.

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2016 was a long time ago, however, and there’s also form for Bond actors coming out and denying their appearances in Bond films only to renege and appear: Christoph Waltz, who played Bond’s nemesis Ernst Stavro Blofeld in Spectre, originally announced in 2017 that he would not reprise his role in No Time to Die – only to surprise fans by appearing in the film’s trailer in 2019 and then in its final release in 2021.

Our take? We reckon there’s still a good chance Redmayne might end up as Bond. We’ll be keeping an extra close eye on his wrist in any case.

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Bondi isn’t just the natural landing post for backpackers and those who want to “find themselves”, and can’t be bothered moving to Byron Bay. Bondi is, in fact, the perfect beachside suburb for a spot of drinking, and is home to its fair share of pubs.

Sure, you might be more inclined to visit a bar to enjoy a cocktail or wine whilst overlooking the ocean, but these Bondi pubs offer atmosphere, a great selection of food and drink and the perfect informal setting to catch up with mates or perhaps even take someone on a date.

If you’re looking for pubs further afield than Bondi, then check out our round-up of the best pubs in Sydney.

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The Royal Bondi

238 Bondi Road, Bondi, 2026

This Merivale-owned Bondi pub takes the heritage vibes you’d expect from your local watering hole but gives it a decidedly Bondi twist. Think DJs on Sunday afternoons to provide a soundtrack to your Sunday session, but in a building that has been serving drinks to locals since 1907.

Whilst The Royal Bondi pub now serves a selection of cocktails, the front bar is still very much a spot where locals will feel comfortable. Tradie-favourite beers such as Furphy and Hahn Super Dry are available on tap, and there’s even a vending machine dispensing tinned brews from nearby Young Henry’s brewery in Newtown.

Other classic pub must-haves are taken care of, such as pool tables and jukeboxes, making The Royal the perfect Bondi pub to head to any day of the week. Just remember, due to The Royal’s central, corner location, parking isn’t the easiest to find. So if you can walk there, it’s highly recommended.

Beach Road Hotel

71 Beach Road, Bondi Beach, 2026

One of the most famous and most-visited pubs in Bondi is Beach Road Hotel. A large venue, Beach Road Hotel offers locals and visitors alike a number of different spots to sink a beer or savour a glass of wine. Whether it’s the large main bar area on the ground floor, the sun-drenched courtyard out the back, an upstairs bar where you’ll find some live music or a smaller, back bar on the upper level for more intimtate drinking and dining.

Wherever you manage to find a table, it’s standard pub fare when it comes to both drinks and food. A huge selection of beer is available on tap to keep even the fussiest craft beer drinker happy, while the kitchen churns out pub favourites such as burgers, steaks and pasta. Be sure to check the pub’s website for the latest live music bookings (it’s usually DJs).

If you’re new to Bondi and want to know the best place to grab and a drink and soak up the local atmosphere, Beach Road Hotel is the place to be.

Hotel Ravesis

118 Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach, 2026

Hotel Ravesis is one of the most iconic buildings in the whole of Bondi. Built in 1914 but undergoing a major renovation in the lead up to its 2016 reopening, Ravesis is now unmistakably inspired by the Art Deco of Miami. You’ll want to ensure you nab a table on the upstairs balcony to enjoy one of the best views from any Bondi pub, although the downstairs main bar is still a perfect spot to enjoy a couple of afternoon or weekend beers.

Owing to its coastal location, Ravesis’ food menu draws inspiration from the Mediterranean, with seafood being the main draw. This also makes Ravesis the perfect Bondi pub to host all manner of events. And, if you really want to take in the full experience, you can book one of the upstairs rooms for an overnight stay.

Charing Cross Hotel

81 Carrington Road, Waverly, 2024

Not quite in Bondi itself but just a stone’s throw away in neighbouring Bronte, Charing Cross Hotel is a pub that is certainly worth the short journey. Steeped in history and with a huge selection of beers and wines on offer to all who step through the doors, combined with a cocktail lounge, beer garden and even TAB facilities, there’s no reason not to visit.

Hotel Bondi

178 Campbell Parade, Bondi Beach, 2026

Situated literally metres from the beach, Hotel Bondi is the epitome of beachside pub beers. With a laidback atmosphere you’ll notice as soon as you step inside, this Bondi pub is one that should go to the top of your to-do list. Hotel Bondi offers customers a generous beer garden overlooking the beach, a great selection of beers on tap and if you fancy something a little bit extra, you can head on through to the Curlewis bar for cocktails. If you find you’ve had one too many to get home, there are a number of decadent rooms upstairs for you to spend the night.

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The Melbourne Cup is undoubtedly one of the most popular sporting events in Australia and is often regarded as “the race that stops the nation.” The Melbourne Cup takes place on the first Tuesday of November, which in 2022 means it took place on Tuesday 1st November.

With it being the richest “two-mile” handicap horse race in the world, naturally, prize money for the winning horse at Melbourne Cup is high. In 2022, the total prize money purse stands at $8 million, which is shared between the first 12 horses past the post.

But how much prize money did Gold Trip, the winning horse at Melbourne Cup earn? Read on to find out.

How much does the Melbourne Cup winner earn?

Total prize money for Melbourne Cup in 2022 is $8 million. This has been the total amount of prize money available since 2019. Prize money is broken down as follows:

• Winner – $4.4 million
• Second place – $1.1 million
• Third place – $550,000
• Fourth place – $350,000
• Fifth place – $230,000
• Sixth to twelfth place – $160,000

Officially, 85 percent of the prize money goes to the owner of the winning horse ($3,740,000), 10 percent goes to the trainer ($440,000) and 5 percent goes to the winning jockey ($220,000).

Melbourne Cup trophies

$250,000 worth of trophies are also presented to the winning horse. The winning owner gets their own trophy and the winning jockey receives a trophy and the Harry White whip. Trophies are also presented to the winning trainer, winning strapper (known as the Tommy Woodcock trophy) and the breeder also receives a trophy.

The trophy presented to the winning owner is known as the Loving Cup and is made from 18-carat gold. A new winning trophy is produced each year, and a second is also made in case the Melbourne Cup finishes in a dead heat.

When is the Melbourne Cup 2022?

• 1st November – 3pm AEDT

The 2022 Lexus Melbourne Cup took place on Tuesday 1st November, 2022. There were a total of 10 races scheduled throughout the day, with the first starting at 10.45am AEDT.

The feature race – the one that everyone wants to watch – started at 3pm AEDT.

Where is the Melbourne Cup 2022?

The 2022 Melbourne Cup takes place at the Flemington Racecourse in Melbourne, Victoria. It has been held at Flemington Racecourse since the first race took place in 1861.

How to watch the Melbourne Cup?

The Melbourne Cup will be broadcast on Channel 10, who have the rights to this year’s Melbourne Cup Carnival. The broadcast starts at 10am AEDT.

The races will also be available to free to stream on Racing.com (digital channel 78) and 10Play and on Kayo Sports if you have a subscription.

Has the Melbourne Cup ever been cancelled?

No, the Melbourne Cup has never been cancelled in its entire 162 year history (including 2022). There have been occasions where the race could have been cancelled due to heavy rain flooding the course, but this has never happened.

Even during the Covid-19 pandemic in Australia, the Melbourne Cup wasn’t cancelled. The Melbourne Cup 2020 race did still go ahead during the pandemic, but the public and horse owners weren’t allowed to attend.

The Melbourne Cup has been postponed on just two occasions. Once in 1870, where it was postponed by a week and again in 1916 when it was postponed until the following Saturday.

Who won Melbourne Cup 2022?

The 2022 Melbourne Cup was won by the United Kingdom-bred Australian-trained stayer, Gold Trip. Gold Trip was ridden by Mark Zahra, from Melbourne and trained by Ciaron Maher and David Eustace.

Gold Trip recently finished second in the 2022 Caulfield Cup, when he was also ridden by Mark Zahra.

Melbourne Cup fashion

Part of the Melbourne Cup’s appeal is it gives Australians the chance to dress all fancy. For men, it’s a chance for their group of guys to suit up, whether it be using separates – a blazer and trousers – or a fully-fledged two-piece suit.

Be sure to read our complete guide on what to wear to the races in 2022.

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Popular Netflix Movies streaming right now – Netflix Australia is quite literally inundated with a selection of some of the best movies to ever be released. But because there is such an endless selection, finding the absolute best movies on Netflix Australia to stream is no easy task.

So, when you’re in the mood for a movie — and you actually want to watch it; it’s not a ‘Netflix and chill’ situation — but have no idea what to watch, we’ve done the hard work for you. Whether you love comedy movies or prefer gritty thriller movies, the following Netflix Australia films available to stream right now are so good you won’t even be tempted to scroll through your phone once you hit play.

So, put your popcorn in the microwave, grab yourself a beer and then enjoy one of the top movies on Netflix Australia:

The Stranger

IMDb rating: 6.8
Director: Tom Wright
Starring: Joel Edgerton, Sean Harris, Jada Alberts
Genre: Crime / Thriller
Released: 2022

The Stranger has been Netflix’s runaway success this month becoming one of the most-watched movies around the world. Joel Edgerton and Sean Harris go head to head in this crime thriller that retraces the steps of a missing teenager in Queensland. It’s based loosely on the disappearance of Daniel Morcombe back in 2003. This is by far one of the best Aussie films to come out in years. Get around it.

The Accountant

IMDb rating: 7.3
Director: Gavin O’Connor
Starring: Ben Affleck, Anna Kendrick, J.K. Simmons
Genre: Action & Thriller
Released: 2016

Affleck stars as Christian Wolff, an autistic and socially awkward man who’s a mathematics genius. Wolff uses this brilliance to his advantage and works as a well-rewarded accountant to multiple crime figures – making him a target for the US Treasury Department.

Overall, The Accountant is a great crime-thriller well worth watching.

The Big Short

IMDb Rating: 7.8
Director: Adam McKay
Starring: Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling & Brad Pitt
Genre: Comedy, Drama & Biography
Released: 2015

The Big Short is based on the book of the same name which tells the very true story of the small group of investors who, predicted that the housing market would crash, and, therefore, bet big and made a ton of cash when the economy did eventually crash. If you remember the Global Financial Crisis of 2008, this film manages to explain it in an enjoyable and insightful way.

With a stellar cast that includes Christian Bale, Steve Carell, Ryan Gosling and Brad Pitt, if you’re after a smart comedy that’ll make you think, The Big Short is one of the best Netflix movie options for you.

Blade Runner 2049

IMDb rating: 8.0
Director: Ridley Scott
Starring: Harrison Ford & Ryan Gosling
Genre: Action & Drama
Released: 2017

It’s rare for a sequel to be as good as the first film, but Blade Runner 2049 managed to do so. It’s also excellent as a stand-alone movie to stream if you haven’t watched the original Blade Runner. Set 30 years after the first film, Gosling plays a Blade Runner (police officers who track and eliminate fugitive ‘replicants’ — robots that look just like humans) named K who discovers a long-kept secret that leads him to track down missing Blade Runner Rick Deckard.

Harrison Ford reprises his role, Deckard, from the first Blade Runner film (which unfortunately isn’t available to stream on Netflix) and whether you’re a fan of the cult classic Blade Runner or just love neo-noir sci-fi movies, you’ll highly enjoy Blade Runner 2049.

Boy

IMDb rating: 7.5
Director: Taiki Waititi
Starring: James Rolleston, Te Aho Aho Eketone-Whitu
Genre: Comedy & Drama
Released: 2010

Set in New Zealand in the 80s, Boy is about a young child who finally gets the chance to know his estranged father. An unconventional coming of age story, that’s wonderfully hilarious with some truly heart-wrenching and gritty moments; something Taika Waititi excels at.

If you enjoyed Waititi’s more mainstream films like Jojo Rabbit and Thor: Ragnarok, you’ll love Boy.

The Bourne Identity

IMDb rating: 7.9
Director: Doug Liman
Starring: Matt Damon, Franka Potente, Julia Stiles
Genre: Action, Mystery & Thriller
Released: 2002

After being rescued at sea, a man with no memory must quickly figure out who he is, as he soon realises he’s being pursued by assassins. Wonderfully thrilling and fast-paced, The Bourne Identity is one of the best action movies on Nerflix, and is the perfect first entry into what is an excellent action franchise.

If you like films like Mission Impossible or Casino Royale, you’ll love The Bourne Identity.

Breaker Morant

IMDb rating: 7.9
Director: Bruce Beresford
Starring: Edward Woodward, Jack Thompson, John Waters
Genre: Drama & War
Released: 1980

Based on a true story, Breaker Morant is compelling and bold. The film – available to stream now on Netflix –beautifully questions whether soldiers should be held accountable for their actions during war, and follows three Australian lieutenants as they face prosecution for killing prisoners. Despite the fact that they were acting under orders, their heads are put on the chopping block.

Breaker Morant is an unapologetically anti-war film but is so thought-provoking, every Australian should watch it on Netflix at least once in their lifetime.

Catch Me If You Can

IMDb rating: 8.1
Director: Steven Spielberg
Starring: Tom Hanks, Leonardo DiCaprio
Genre: Crime & Drama
Released: 2002

Suspenseful, clever, and with some light comedy thrown in for good measure, Catch Me If You Can centres around the very true story of Frank Abagnale Jr; a 17-year-old con man who managed to pass millions of dollars through forged checks. The film has a cat and mouse feel to it as FBI agent Carl Hanratty, played by Hanks, tries to track down and arrest Abagnale Jr, played by Leonardo DiCaprio, who relishes the chase.

Well-written and with impeccable acting Catch Me If You Can remains one of the best movies on Netflix Australia.

Dallas Buyers Club

IMDb rating: 7.9
Director: Jean-Marc Vallée
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Jennifer Garner, Jared Leto
Genre: Biography & Drama
Released: 2013

Set in 1985, a racist and homophobic cowboy learns that he is HIV positive. He ends up partnering with a transgender woman to smuggle AIDS medication that works but is not yet FDA approved into the US, not just for himself, but for other AIDS patients too.

Both McConaughey and Leto turn in fantastic performances – they both won Oscars for this film – and the film provides an insightful look into the scary American health care system. Dallas Buyers Club isn’t just one of the best films on Netflix, but it’s one the best movies ever.

El Camino: A Breaking Bad Movie

IMDb rating: 7.3
Director: Vince Gilligan
Starring: Aaron Paul, Jonathan Banks, Matt Jones
Genre: Action, Crime & Drama
Released: 2019

El Camino follows on from the events of the iconic and popular television series Breaking Bad. The film illuminates what happened to Jesse after the final episode and was written & directed by Breaking Bad’s creator, Vince Gilligan.

El Camino is engaging, well-acted and works as a perfect epilogue to Breaking Bad; although the film is also enjoyable for those who haven’t seen Breaking Bad.

Ex Machina

IMDb rating: 7.7
Director: Alex Garland
Starring: Alicia Vikander, Domhnall Gleeson, Oscar Issac
Genre: Drama & Sci-Fi
Released: 2014

Ex Machina follows an employee at a high-tech company who wins the chance to interact with a highly advanced human-looking android that was built by the company’s CEO. The android, Ava, has been equipped with artificial intelligence and you’ll spend the whole movie not knowing who to trust. Thrilling and face-paced, Ex Machina is truly a brilliant film to stream on Netflix right now.

Whether you’re fascinated by the idea of artificial intelligence or are terrified by it, Ex Machina explores the concept so well that you have to give it a viewing.

Fury

IMDb rating: 7.5
Director: David Ayer
Starring: Brad Pitt, Shia LaBeouf, Logan Lerman
Genre: Action, Drama & War
Released: 2014

Fury stars Pitt as a grizzled Army sergeant who must lead his crew on a deadly mission. Set in 1945, during World War II, if you’re after a war film that’s engaging, gritty, action-packed and features a stellar cast, then Fury is for you.

If you like Saving Private Ryan, you’ll love this film.

The Gentlemen

IMDb rating: 7.8
Director: Guy Ritchie
Starrieng: Matthew McConaughey, Charlie Hunnam, Michelle Dockery, Colin Farrell, Henry Golding & Hugh Grant
Genre: Action, Comedy & Crime
Released: 2019

Mickey Pearson is a rich man thanks to the impressive marijuana empire that he runs in London. However, when he tries to sell his highly profitable business, word gets out and multiple shady characters try to steal his domain through bribery and blackmail.

The film is very ‘Guy Ritchie’ – British gangsters and an intricate plot – so, if you’re a fan of Ritchie, The Gentleman is definitely a film on Netflix you’re going to enjoy.

Going In Style

IMDb rating: 6.6
Director: Zach Braff
Starring: Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, Alan Arkin
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2017

It may not have the highest IMDb rating ever, but we think Going In Style is one of the best heist movies on Netflix. Incredibly amusing, Going In Style starts with three lifelong friends who are all the victims of a corporate, yet immoral, bank restructure. This consequently leaves all three strapped for cash in their old age, and so, desperate to provide for their retirement plans and families, they hatch a plan to rob the bank for the pension money that’s rightfully theirs. Morgan Freeman, Michael Caine, and Alan Arkin are all as brilliant as ever and clearly have fun in their respective roles.

If you’re looking for a light-hearted film to stream on Netflix that’ll give you a few good chuckles along the way, Going In Style is a perfect option.

Gone Girl

IMDb rating: 8.1
Director: David Fincher
Starring: Ben Affleck, Rosamund Pike, Neil Patrick-Harris
Genre: Drama, Mystery, Thriller
Released: 2014

When his wife Amy goes missing on their fifth wedding anniversary, writer Nick Dunne becomes the prime suspect in her disappearance. As he becomes thrust into the spotlight of a media storm, you’ll begin to wonder whether or not Nick did murder his wife.

Based on the best-selling book of the same name, Gone Girl is one of the best thriller movies on Netflix.

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The Hangover

IMDb rating: 7.7
Director: Todd Phillips
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis, Ed Helms, Justin Bartha
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2009

It’s the outrageous comedy that became an instant hit; if you haven’t seen The Hangover, what rock have you been living under? Four men go to Vegas for a bachelor party but in the morning the groom-to-be is missing and the remaining three men have no memory of the previous night. Many hi-jinx ensue as the men try to remember what happened and try to find their missing friend.

While some of the jokes haven’t aged well, The Hangover still has some hilarious moments and remains one of the best comedy movies on Netflix. It’s definitely one of those movies that you can watch over and over again; especially if you’re in the mood for a film that’s not so serious.

Hot Fuzz

IMDb rating: 7.8
Director: Edgar Wright
Starring: Simon Pegg, Nick Frost, Martin Freeman, Bill Nighy
Genre: Action, Comedy, Mystery
Released: 2007

Hot Fuzz follows Nicholas Angel, a skilled London police officer who is transferred to the small, quiet town of Sandford because his brilliance makes the rest of the force look bad. Angel is paired with oafish Danny Butterman and the two clash when people from Sandford start turning up dead.

A hilarious but smart spoof of the buddy-cop genre, if you’re after a good chuckle, Hot Fuzz is the movie for you.

Hustle

IMDb rating: 7.4
Director: Jeremiah Zagar
Starring: Adam Sandler, Queen Latifah, Juancho Hernangomez
Genre: Comedy, Drama & Sport
Released: 2022

Hustle follows Sandler’s character, Stanley Sugerman – a pro basketball scout who gets fired. However, after seeing Bo Cruz, a Spanish amateur baller, play, Stanley makes it his mission to get Bo into the NBA. The plot is simple but compelling, especially for those who love basketball.

Plus, Sandler’s performance is next-level; many believe the actor should be nominated for an Oscar because of his performance in Hustle.

Inside Man

IMDb rating: 7.6
Director: Spike Lee
Starring: Denzel Washington, Clive Owen, Jodie Foster, Willem Dafoe, Christopher Plummer, Chiwetel Ejiofor
Genre: Crime, Drama
Released: 2006

Directed by the iconic Spike Lee, this thriller heist film follows an elaborate bank heist that takes place in 24 hours. Inside Man stars Denzel Washington as Detective Keith Frazier, the hostage negotiator, and Clive Owen as the soft-spoken mastermind behind the heist. Smart with a few twists, this cat & mouse film is a must-watch.

With an ensemble cast that makes for iconic reading, Inside Man is easily one of the best thriller movies available to stream on Netflix Australia right now.

John Wick

IMDb rating: 7.4
Director: Chad Stahleski
Starring: Keanue Reeves, Alfie Allen
Genre: Action, Crime, Thriller
Released: 2014

A legendary assassin, named John Wick, comes out of retirement when his dog — a gift from his late wife — is killed by a mobster. One of the best and, to be honest, more original action movies to be released in recent years, John Wick is filled with violence. But unlike most films that focus on hitmen and mobsters, it’s not just bloody gore with no substance or plot. The characters in this film are nuanced and three-dimensional; especially John Wick himself, thanks to both excellent writing and Keanu Reeve’s flawless performance.

With some seriously sublime fight scene choreography and a clever story, John Wick is one of the best movies on Netflix right now. Better still, you can also watch the second and third John Wick movies on Netflix, to prepare yourself for John Wick: Chapter 4.

Joker

IMDb rating: 8.4
Director: Todd Phillips
Starring: Joaquin Phoenix, Robert De Niro
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Released: 2019

This gritty and grounded film explores the origin story behind Batman’s most famous nemesis, the Joker. With an Oscar-winning performance from Phoenix, stunning cinematography and a plot that leaves you feeling conflicted – the Joker does terrible things near the end of the film but you can kind of empathize with why he does them – this is one hell of a film.

If you’re a fan of Christopher Nolan’s Batman trilogy, you’ll love Joker.

Kindergarten Cop

IMDb rating: 6.2 IMDb score
Director: Ivan Reitman
Starring: Arnold Schwarzenegger, Penelope Ann Miller, Pamela Reed
Genre: Action, Comedy & Crime
Released: 1990

Kindergarten Cop is a classic Arnie movie – goofy but with some genuinely funny moments (“it’s not a tumour”) and a super simple plot; in an attempt to bust a drug kingpin, an LAPD detective goes undercover as a substitute kindergarten teacher. Is this movie the best and most cleverest movie of all time? No.

But it’s enjoyable and easy to watch; perfect to put on after a busy day as it’ll help you unwind.

King Richard

​​IMDb rating: 7.5
Director: Reinaldo Marcus Green
Starring: Will Smith, Aunjanue Ellis, Jon Bernthal
Genre: Biography, Drama & Sport
Released: 2021

Smith won the Oscar for Best Actor for his role in King Richard, you know, moments after he infamously slapped Chris Rock at the Academy Awards’ 94th ceremony… But hey, the film is extremely good.

Based on a true story, Smith plays Richard Williams and the story focuses on how he coached his two daughters Venus and Serena in tennis.

Knives Out

IMDb rating: 7.9
Director: Rian Johnson
Starring: Daniel Craig, Chris Evans, Ana De Armas, Jamie Lee Curtis, Christopher Plummer, Toni Collette
Genre: Comedy, Crime
Released: 2019

The only way to describe Knives Out is clever. Within the first ten minutes, you’ll think you’ve figured the whole murder mystery out, even before Daniel Craig’s character Benoit Blanc. But then the rug is pulled out from under you and you’ll be so engrossed in this witty comedy trying to figure out the puzzle. Enjoyable, compelling and refreshingly original – plus every member of the stellar ensemble cast is on their A-game acting-wise – makes Knives Out one of the best movies on Netflix Australia.

Knives Out is arguably better written than an Agatha Christie novel and is a movie you have to see at least once before you die.

And, while Knives Out will have no relation with the sequel Knives Out 2 – which we expect to be released later in 2022 – it will see Daniel Craig reprise his role to solve an entirely new mystery.

The Lincoln Lawyer

IMDb rating: 7.3 IMDb score
Director: Brad Furman
Starring: Matthew McConaughey, Marisa Tomei, Ryan Phillippe
Genre: Crime, Drama & Mystery
Released: 2011

McConaughey stars as Mick Haller, a defence lawyer working in Lincoln, who is asked to defend a wealthy playboy who’s been accused of assaulting a prostitute. However, when Haller discovers his client might be guilty of more than just this one crime, things turn sinister…

McConaughey turns in a great performance in The Lincoln Lawyer – which is compelling and definitely worth adding to your watch list.

Meet The Parents

IMDb rating: 7.0
Director: Jay Roach
Starring: Ben Stiller, Robert De Niro, Owen Wilson
Genre: Comedy
Released: 2000

When male nurse Greg Focker, played by Stiller decides he wants to propose to his girlfriend, he seeks the permission of her father, Jack Byrnes. However, Jack, played by De Niro, takes an instant disliking to Greg and hilarity ensues.

With fantastic ‘awkward’ comedy that Stiller excels at and De Niro’s impressive performance, Meet The Parents is one of the best Netflix movies to watch if you’re in the mood to laugh.

Mirage

IMDb rating: 7.4
Director: Oriol Paulo
Starring: Álbaro Morte, Adriana Ugarte, Chino Darín
Genre: Drama, Mystery
Released: 2018

This incredible film explores time travel themes and a compelling mystery. Mirage is a foreign film hailing from Spain and if you’ve watched Money Heist, you’ll recognise Álvaro Morte, who plays The Professor. Mirage centres on a 72-hour electrical storm that occurs in both 1989 and 2014. The main character Vera, whose present is 2014, seems to be able to save a boy from death in ‘89. However, preventing his death has terrible consequences for Vera.

Filled with suspense and intrigue, if you liked The Butterfly Effect, Mirage explores very similar themes in a very clever and emotional way. A must-watch Netflix movie.

Moneyball

IMDb rating: 7.6
Director: Bennett Miller
Starring: Brad Pitt, Robin Wright, Jonah Hill
Genre: Biography, Drama, Sport
Released: 2011

Moneyball follows the Oakland Athletics baseball team’s 2002 season and how their general manager Billy Beane attempted to assemble a competitive team based on statistics. The film was nominated for six Academy Awards and is critically acclaimed for its story, direction and acting; particularly the performances of Pitt and Hill. It’s easily one of the best movies to stream on Netflix Australia.

If you liked The Big Short, The Blind Side or Ford v Ferrari, you’ll love Moneyball.

The Nice Guys

IMDb rating: 7.3 IMDb score
Director: Shane Black
Starring: Russell Crowe, Ryan Gosling
Genre: Action, Comedy & Crime
Released: 2016

Set in the 1970s, The Nice Guys follows two private eyes – played by Crowe and Gosling – who are forced to team up to investigate the apparent suicide of a porn star and the disappearance of a young woman. Fun and entertaining, The Nice Guys is an action-packed comedy.

If you love classic buddy cop films, The Nice Guys is for you.

Ocean’s Eleven

IMDb rating: 7.7
Director: Steven Soderbergh
Starring: George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts, Matt Damon, Don Cheadle, Andy García, Bernie Mac, Elliott Gould
Genre: Crime, Comedy, Thriller
Released: 2001

With one of the greatest ensemble casts to ever appear on screen, Ocean’s Elevel is an excellently executed heist film. It follows Danny Ocean, played by Clooney, as he recruits a team to pull off the most elaborate heist of all time. There isn’t a single weak link, in terms of performance, in the stellar ensemble cast and even though you may know how everything comes together at the end, it doesn’t stop you from watching it over and over again.

Whether you’ve seen it or not, you better add Ocean’s Eleven to your must-watch Netflix Australia movies list.

Paddleton

IMDb rating: 7.2
Director: Alex Lehmann
Starring: Christine Woods, Mark Duplass, Ray Romano
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Released: 2019

Paddleton follows best friends, Michael and Andy, as they deal with Michael’s terminal cancer diagnosis. Michael wants to kill himself and embarks on a road trip to a pharmacy that’ll provide him with the appropriate medication to do so. Andy agrees to go on the road trip too in the hopes that he can convince Michael to fight the cancer.

Beautifully written with great performances, the only way to describe Paddleton is as a sad comedy that accurately portrays male friendship. You have to add this one to your Netflix movie ‘watch list’.

Rush

IMDb rating: 8.1
Director: Ron Howard
Starring: Chris Hemsworth, Daniel Brühl, Olivia Wilde
Genre: Action, Drama, Biography
Released: 2013

Based on a true story, Rush follows the rivalry between Formula One drivers James Hunt and Niki Lauda. Set in the 1970s, Chris Hemsworth and Daniel Brühl both give brilliant performances as the F1 foes, Hunt and Lauda, while award-winning director Ron Howard has supplied the film with breathtaking racing sequences. The ever-brilliant Hans Zimmer provides a scintillating soundtrack, too.

If you’re a fan of the Grand Prix or just love a good sports-action film, then Rush is one of the best movies on Netflix to oblige.

Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse

IMDb rating: 8.4 IMDb score
Directors: Bob Persichetti, Peter Ramsey, Rodney Rothman
Starring: Shameik Moore, Jake Johnson, Hailee Steinfeld
Genre: Animation, Action & Adventure
Released: 2018

This film is seriously one of, if not the best Spider-Man films of all time. Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse follows teenager Miles Morales and reveals how he became Spider-Man. Miles must then team up with other spider-powered individuals from other dimensions – Peter B. Parker’s Spider-Man, Spider-Gwen, Peni Parker, Spider-Ham & Spider-Man Noir – to defeat an enemy that threatens them all.

Visually stunning and extremely entertaining, if you love the MCU or comic book films in general, you simply must watch Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse; especially before its sequel is released!

The Town

IMDb rating: 7.5
Director: Ben Affleck
Starring: Ben Affleck, Rebecca Hall, Jon Hamm, Jeremy Renner, Blake Lively
Genre: Crime, Drama, Thriller
Released: 2010

A proficient group of bank robbers, due to extenuating circumstances, are forced to take the bank’s assistant manager, Claire hostage during a robbery. In the aftermath of the theft (which was successful) one of the robbers starts a friendship with her to ensure she didn’t see anything incriminating during the robbery and hasn’t told the FBI anything of importance.

However, things get complicated when he begins falling in love with Claire. The Town is a great character-driven thriller with stellar performances from the cast; especially Renner and Affleck. You have to add this to your Netflix must-watch list.

The Trial Of The Chicago 7

IMDb rating: 7.7
Director: Aaron Sorkin
Starring: Eddie Redmayne, Alex Sharp, Sacha Baron Cohen, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Michael Keaton
Genre: Drama, History & Thriller
Released: 2020

The Trial of the Chicago 7 is based on one of the most notorious trials in recent history; in Chicago 1968, a peaceful protest at the Democratic National Convention turned violent, which led to the organisers of the event being charged with conspiracy to incite a riot by the hostile Nixon administration.

The film is an incredible courtroom drama and every single member of the cast turns in a powerful performance.

Two Hands

IMDb rating: 7.1
Director: Gregor Jordan
Starring: Heath Ledger, Rose Byrne
Genre: Comedy, Crime, Thriller
Released: 1999

Two Hands was the last Australian film Heath Ledger was involved with before his breakthrough role in 10 Things I Hate About You gained him international fame. Ledger plays Jimmy, a nineteen-year-old who unwittingly gets himself into major debt with a local gangster. To pay off his debt, Jimmy decides to rob a bank. A young Rose Byrne, well before her successful Hollywood acting career took off, plays Ledger’s love interest.

A quirky dark comedy, Two Hands is like an Australian version of Pulp Fiction, Goodfellas, and Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels. It’s easily one of the best Australian movies on Netflix Australia.

The Wolf Of Wall Street

IMDb rating: 8.2
Director: Martin Scorcese
Starring: Leonardo DiCaprio, Jonah Hill, Margot Robbie, Matthew McConaughey
Genre: Crime, Comedy, Biography
Released: 2013

The Wolf Of Wall Street is based on the true story of Jordan Belfort. Set in the late 80s and early 90s, the film centres around Belfort, played by DiCaprio, starting his own brokerage firm and then defrauding wealthy investors out of millions of dollars. Entertaining, raunchy, and exquisitely stylistic, there’s a reason your mates constantly bring up how good The Wolf Of Wall Street is.

If you’ve somehow never seen this movie, do so immediately; otherwise, The Wolf Of Wall Street is always a good movie choice if you’re in the mood for a re-watch. One of the best movies on Netflix, without a doubt.

1917

IMDb rating: 8.3
Director: Sam Mendes
Starring: Dean-Charles Chapman, George MacKay, Daniel Mays, Colin Firth
Genre: Action, Drama, War
Released: 2019

As the film’s title suggests, 1917 is set in April 1917 and follows two British soldiers as they embark to deliver an urgent message… If their message is not received on time, 1600 men will be killed but the journey to achieve this mission is extremely dangerous.

With great visuals and an interesting plot, 1917 is one of the best war movies on Netflix Australia.

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The rumour mill is currently shrieking like the Camp Nou after a bad tackle, as American team Inter Miami are reportedly expecting to sign Lionel Messi and hope to complete a deal in the next few months, despite PSG fishing for a renewal and Barcelona nipping at everyone’s heels with interest (they’ve got an emotional hook but precious little in the piggy bank). As for me, if Messi goes to Inter Miami, football is finished. Finito. Dead to me. Here’s why.

I’m not a Barcelona fan. But I still know Lionel Messi going to Inter Miami would be a tragedy. And in the wake of the news that the MLS team are hoping to sign the (diminutive) Argentine giant (news Bleacher Report says was broken by The Athletic journalist David Ornstein), I’m feeling like Jerome Boateng after the 2015 UCL semifinal (read: not good).

Now, before you tell me it would be “good for the game” or “make economic sense” for Messi to do a (reverse?) David Beckham, just look at what the move to America did to the iconic British number 7. Not that it totally ruined Beckham’s career, but we’ll always wonder what he could have achieved in that 6 year spell at LA Galaxy.

Why? Because let’s be honest: though it might be improving, no-one cares about what happens in the US. In fact, going anywhere but England, Spain, Germany, France or Italy is admitting you’re past it as a big player. In fact, even going to France, for one of the greatest (if you’re not a Cristiano Ronaldo fan, probably the greatest) players of all time was a bit of an anti-climax (even if it did mean another stint with Neymar). Plus, do you really think Messi needs more money?

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But now, instead of getting our fairy tale ending where Messi leaves PSG and ends his career at Barcelona (maybe even helping them redeem themselves in the Champions League) and instead of providing fans with an intriguing experiment to watch in the Premier League with the likes of Manchester City, it looks like he might be going to the US. Sad. And I’m not the only one that thinks so. A quick browse of the social media pages and there are many comments from like-minded drama queens including: “Why would Messi ruin his legacy” and “what a joke.”

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Further comments I can get behind include: “We want to watch his game…He is still best player itw [in the world] in way of playing skills” and “he could beat Ronaldo’s champions league record if he’d stay [in Europe] for another season…”

Another social media user saw the funny side, and is hopefully correct in assuming this is much ado about nothing, writing: “‘You miss all the chances you don’t take’ – inter miami’s sporting director.”

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Messi leaving Europe would be a tragedy for both the game and him personally. Not only would it give the Cristiano Ronaldo fans more ammunition in their case that CR7 is the true GOAT, but, much as I love Messi, I’m not going to subscribe to watch the MLS because of him. On top of that, though there was clearly a bit of an adjustment period at PSG, he is now hitting scary good form again. He also hasn’t suffered (touch wood) any major injuries the likes of which forced icons like Zlatan over to the MLS. And he’s only 35! For perspective, Ronaldo is 37, Zlatan is 41, and Sergio Busquets, who plays in a much more demanding position, is 34. Not to mention Modric, who is 37 (37!).

Last but not least, at a time when football is getting all vertical, where it’s all about Haaland hip buffing defenders, Mbappe having a good old whinge (so the tabloids tell me anyway: I don’t watch anything but the EPL and La Liga), Vinicius leaving overly officious Manchester City veterans in the dust and Raphinha and Dembele giving the Camp Nou a bit of panel beating with their wild shots, we need a bit of Messi Magic and precision. And in the US, a country which, as The Simpsons pointed out, the Tiki-Taka style of play is generally not appreciated, Messi would be wasted.

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Putting Messi in the MLS would be like putting a fine wine in a sauna. No: it would be worse. It really would be like putting a nice cold piece of leftover homemade tortilla (day aged in the fridge) in the microwave, nuking the hell out of it and then throwing it down the toilet. Not that it wouldn’t still be better than the Mercadona tortilla you also threw down the toilet, but you get my drift.

Of course not everyone ages at the same rate. We shouldn’t necessarily compare Messi (physically) to Modric, Zlatan or Cristiano Ronaldo. But he’s got a few more good years in him at least. Can we please not waste them? Yours sincerely, the football world (I know you’re watching, Messi’s agent, I know you’re watching…).

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