This $300 Soundbar Is The Perfect Alternative To Going To The Movies
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High End Restaurant Staff Reveal The Most Bizarre Requests They’ve Ever Received
High End Restaurant Staff Reveal The Most Bizarre Requests They’ve Ever Received

An undercover investigation once discovered a high-end Laos resort serving up illegal wildlife for wealthy Chinese tourists. This included offering live bear cubs to “eat on request” washed down with tiger bone wine in the “lawless playground” of Laos’ Golden Triangle Special Economic Zone.

While the tastes of cashed-up diners, in the years since, if the lack of insane breaking news stories like this one shows, have changed, their penchant for debauchery has not. And – as a recent Vice investigation shows – wild restaurant requests and rich people are still (often) linked by animals. It’s just in this case it’s all about pets, not illegally poached wildlife.

Case in point: this tale from Piazza Duomo, the only three-Michelin star restaurant in Italy’s Piedmont region and one of the world’s top 30 restaurants. “People come here to eat from all over the world. We’re not a hotel, so the clientele is really varied – they come here to have an experience,” the restaurant’s sommelier, Vincenzo Donatiello told Vice.

“There was this couple in their sixties with a Chihuahua. When we took their order, they ordered for the dog first: a veal sirloin steak cooked rare.”

This trend of extravagance continues with Valentina* a sommelier (whose name has been changed) at a famous hotel restaurant in Venice, who told Vice, “I’ve seen a lot of strange things.” This ranged from super wealthy clients being angry about being given the best table (they preferred a more discreet one) to being asked to deny the fact someone well known was eating at the restaurant.

“Perhaps someone was sitting at a table next to Spielberg or Robert Redford – if they asked, you had to cover for them by saying, ‘Who, that guy? No, you’re wrong, madam.’ It was so strange, because sometimes guests were actually sitting right next to these famous people.”

Another entertaining ‘rich person request’ is relayed to Vice from Roberto Riccardo Tornabene, the head waiter at Felix Lo Basso Restaurant, which overlooks Piazza Duomo in Milan. According to him, he had one customer sit down and light a cigarette in the middle of the restaurant, “as if that was totally normal”.

Another, he said, “called a taxi and sent it to the chemist for nicotine patches. The taxi driver came back and the customer said the patches were no good, so he sent him back to the shop. When he arrived for the second time, the customer had no cash, so we had to pay the taxi.”

For wine lovers, this all pales in comparison to this next tale, which comes from Marco Reitano a high end sommelier who has worked at restaurant La Pergola for 25 years: “If we’re talking about wealth, then I have to talk about wine,” he told Vice.

“Today, we have a cellar with about 3,400 bottles. Once, a regular customer studied the 1982 Bordeaux list for a long time. It’s maybe the best [vintage] in history. Eventually, he ordered seven bottles for himself – to taste the difference between them. The bill was over €20,000 euros.”

“Another regular is scared of the colour black… So when there’s dishes on dark porcelain we serve them on white plates.”

And it’s not just Vice – scouring the annals of Reddit for some ~internet wisdom~ revealed to us that the tales of outlandish high end behaviour have no limit. And they can sometimes work out in the favour of staff.

“I operated a premium chain… in Canada,” one Reddit user responded to a thread entitled,
“People who work in high class restaurants and hotels, what is the most ridiculous, stereotypical “rich person” thing you’ve ever experienced someone has done?”

“One day this Indian gentleman started coming in, at first by himself. On the first day he spent $200 on wine and tipped $1000. The next day he did the same again. When we saw him the third time I had servers fighting over him,” the user claimed.

“One evening he got drunk on wine and Brad the busboy made the mistake complementing his watch. Mr. S. takes off his Tag and gives it to Brad. The next morning Mr. S comes back to get his car and asks if Brad is there, I say yes and go get him, Brad knows what’s up and is removing the watch as he walks over to Mr. S. Mr. S says, ‘Brad I’m really sorry I got drunk last night and gave you my watch.’ Brad is chuckling as he is removing the watch and says ‘it’s no problem’ and he was just holding the watch until Mr. S returned.”

“The next thing Mr. S. said,” the Reddit user wrote, “I could not believe: ‘Brad you don’t understand, I’m sorry because it was very rude of me to give you a used gift.’ And at that moment Mr. S pulled out a box with a brand new Tag Heuer inside and handed it to Brad.”

Perhaps the most outlandish tale, though, in our opinion, has nothing to do with excess, but rather the lack thereof. That’s right, as we reported last year a fashion blogger came under fire for requesting the most Spartan meal the iconic Ristorante Hotel Grotta Palazzese had (probably) ever been asked for, then writing a bad review when she didn’t get it.

 

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I was conflicted posting this; I am aware there are far worse things happening in the world but I am also aware that many of you look to my account as a travel guide and may book places as a result. I don’t like to be part of any form of negativity but I felt compelled to share my experience after so many of you asked where this place was because you wanted to visit. For me, this place was the worst dining experience I have ever had. We were so excited a table was available during our dates, and even after reading the mixed reviews we decided to try it anyway as we saw it is a once in a lifetime experience. I gave them my list of food requirements (I am vegan, with severe gluten, cashew and coconut intolerances) when I made a reservation three months in advance. Upon arrival, the view took our breath away, it truly is serene, but as soon as we sat down we were told the kitchen had not and could not prepare anything not on the set menu. I am used to not being able to eat most options on a menu, but as this was a “fine dining experience” and they asked for my food requirements well in advance, I was frustrated to hear I would still need to pay $180 euros for the set menu, much of which I could not eat. I ended up eating a tiny bowl of beans, two slices of vegetables and was offered a fruit plate as dessert, which I did not eat. The customer service was terrible and I was further disappointed when the staff and the chef would not acknowledge the situation. Beyond my experience, my girlfriend got the normal set menu and found it underwhelming. We are no food critics, but this food seemed to fall victim to a fancy restaurant trying to create fancy food but completely missing the mark and offering bizarre and confusing food as a result. For me, this place is not worth the money even despite the fantastic view. If you are willing to pay just to take photos, then sure, go visit, the photos will be beautiful, but if you’re like us and just appreciate good service and delicious food, then I would highly suggest going to a local restaurant and ordering the $15 euro mouthwatering pasta that was easily better than what we found here for twelve times the price x

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In the world’s culinary capital of carbohydrates, requesting a gluten-free meal requires some serious nerve (and a severe lack of taste buds). As one commenter on Instagram put it: “You literally have an intolerance to every kind of Italian food ingredient, I don’t think this is a fair review.”

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This $80 ‘White Noise’ Speaker Will Drown Out Any Zombies
This $80 ‘White Noise’ Speaker Will Drown Out Any Zombies

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Venice Regains Its Magic As Travel Ban Keeps Visitors Away
Venice Regains Its Magic As Travel Ban Keeps Visitors Away

Gondolas. Fish. Finely crafted bridges. Otherworldly architecture. Rusted out shopping carts? In Venice, tourists have a lot to answer for.

But as COVID 19 sweeps the world and people stop travelling – especially to Coronavirus hotspots like Italy; one of the first countries after China to see an exponential rise in cases – there has been a silver lining for tourist destinations like Venice, whose usual state of oversaturation normally keeps its waterways looking scummy.

As CNN reported yesterday, with the lockdown in full effect, “locals in Venice have noticed that the water in the city’s canals has become much clearer, with small fish visible swimming around.” This shimmering lining apparently came to light after “several people… uploaded photos to a Facebook group called Venezia Pulita (Clean Venice), attracting comments from other users.”

“Nature resumes it’s life….how beautiful,” wrote one, while another commented, “Marvelous there are even fish that we have the opportunity to see.” Others saw it as a silver lining to the pandemic: “What a marvel this Venice was; this virus brought something….beautiful.”

Twitter users made similar observations, claiming it’s the first time it’s been (visibly) clean in 60 years, attracting everything from fish…

… to ducks…

However, while it may look pretty, the Venice mayor’s office told CNN the change is not actually due to improved water quality.

“The water now looks clearer because there is less traffic on the canals, allowing the sediment to stay at the bottom,” a spokesman said. “It’s because there is less boat traffic that usually brings sediment to the top of the water’s surface.”

In other words, it looks prettier, and there are no boats to scare the Dolphins etc away, but the actual water quality would need much longer than this to improve.

In any case, while water pollution may not have decreased, air quality has, according to the spokesman, who told CNN, “The air, however, is less polluted since there are less vaporetti and boat traffic than usual because of the restricted movement of residents.”

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This comes in a context where, before the Coronavirus pandemic, Venice has faced a bunch of problems including flooding, unsustainable over-tourism, the sinking of historical buildings into the water and a dwindling population.

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Ridiculous Rants Prove Business Class Passengers Are The Worst People In A Crisis
Ridiculous Rants Prove Business Class Passengers Are The Worst People In A Crisis

Complaining about business class looks bad at the best of times. Complaining about business class, then, in the midst of a pandemic, is akin to closing yourself off from the world, putting masking tape over your ears, and repeatedly playing “We Are The Champions” at top volume, exchanging “We” for “I”.

Or something like that.

In all seriousness, today we reached a level of absurdity that would make Camus spit out his Macadamia nuts with rage. That would make Sisyphus give up and go home. That would make even the most optimistic and forgiving among us abandon the pretence that, deep down, people are kind and sensitive and wonderful.

The truth is, some suck.

Case in point: as over 180,00 people (at the time of writing) battle a potentially lethal virus, some pointy end passengers are whinging about their hot towel service being removed.

Never mind this is yet another way the virus might spread. Never mind hot towels are neither anti-bacterial nor anti-viral. Never mind Britsh Airways banned hot towels specifically to prevent the spread of the virus. ‘H’ wants his (radial) rub and tug.

Further complaints have come about due to downgrades…

… price swings…

… and cancellations.

Oh, and there was also a business class review, before the Coronavirus had spread quite so far (the 17th of February, to be precise) which critiqued Air India’s silk pillows (“The silk-covered pillow was decently sized, although not very supportive or comfortable”) and “DIY turndown service.”

All this, despite Air India’s business class being one of the cheaper pointy end offerings in the sky, as well as renowned for being sub-par. In any case, the review was posted to Twitter by someone else who also disliked Air India business class, more recently (on the 5th of March).

While it’s tempting to write off all these complaints as the product of a society gone wrong, it’s actually – maybe – not our fault. After all: we’re hardly immune from having a business class gripe here at DMARGE. No, we reckon technology (and the growing expectation that if you tag a company in Twitter they have to give you what you want), to blame, for the rise of tone-deaf complaints.

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This Could Be The Coolest & Most Affordable Porsche 911 In Australia Right Now
This Could Be The Coolest & Most Affordable Porsche 911 In Australia Right Now

Porsche sports cars aren’t exactly rare – unless of course, you’re looking to buy something like the 964 Turbo Cabriolet or a 993 Speedster (both were made in single-digit numbers) – but their (generally good) reliability and pure driving thrills make them some of the most compelling vehicles for when you want to go fast.

And because there are so many of them around, finding one for a bargain price can often be easy, and we’ve found one for sale on Carsales that we reckon will be snapped up in no time. That’s because this 2004 Porsche 911 Carrera 4S can be yours for A$69,990, and considering its spec list and colour combination, that puts it firmly in the ‘affordable’ category.

Turbo air intakes, brakes and suspention

This particular model is a 996 from 2004 (the 996 was made between 1997 and 2006) which certainly divided opinion with Porsche purists, as it was the first 911 to introduce a new water-cooling system for the engine, leaving the air-cooled system in the past, and a new set of “fried-egg” headlamps that definitely won’t be to everyone’s taste. But that didn’t stop the wider public buying a load of them, with just over 175,000 units rolling off the production line.

It was also one of the first to be built primarily by robots, a manufacturing method Porsche couldn’t avoid. So it may not have quite the same build quality as the largely hand-built air-cooled 993 generations that preceded it.

Porsche tweaked the design depending on the model of 911, and we’d wager you’d have a hard time disagreeing that the Carrera 4S is the best looking of the bunch. Just look at that wide-body taken straight from the Turbo, for example. Add to that the rare colour combination of Forrest Green with a tan leather interior, and you’ll be sticking out in the Porsche community in no time (and for the right reasons, of course).

Green on tan… so cool right now

The listing doesn’t say whether the car has had its IMS bearing fixed, but does mention it has a full service history. Providing it is in full working order, then you can be safe in the knowledge that you shouldn’t expect any sky-high service bills in the near future. The bearing in the intermediate shaft (IMS) was susceptible to failing, and if it did, could lead to major problems with the engine.

This particular car does have over 100,000kms on the odometer, which may make some squirm, but as long as it’s been looked after properly, you shouldn’t be worried. In fact, cars with incredibly low mileage can be just as susceptible to ‘underuse’ issues.

Clean as a whistle

Because the 996 was unloved compared to the previous ‘993’ 911 generation, prices are lower, but people are starting to come around to it, and realising that it’s still a very capable car. So much so that prices have been on the rise over the past 18 months or so. To make sure you get a truly affordable model, you’ll probably have to settle for an automatic gearbox, but if your budget can stretch to a manual (which will cost more), we’d recommend it.

Basically, this is a fantastic car and one we really think you should invest in. Head to Carsales now to take a look.

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I Chose Getting Tested For Coronavirus Over My Grandmother’s Funeral
I Chose Getting Tested For Coronavirus Over My Grandmother’s Funeral

I chose getting tested for Coronavirus over going to my grandmother’s funeral. Sounds strange, even to type. Nonetheless: after being forced into that decision, I may as well share what I learnt about what it’s like to be tested for Coronavirus in Australia – some of which I had no idea about before I arrived at the testing station.

Before we get ahead of ourselves, let’s take it back to the beginning. After enjoying a friend’s birthday lunch on Sunday, I began the week per usual. What I didn’t know, at that point, was the birthday boy from said lunch was actually positive for COVID-19 (Coronavirus). Great present, I know.

The birthday boy wouldn’t find out until the following Saturday. He immediately called the 12 guests from his lunch and everyone he had been in contact with, however, six-plus days had passed and hundreds – including an entire wedding – has potentially been exposed to the virus.

I wasn’t too worried about myself. However, having flown from Sydney to Melbourne for the Australian Grand Prix and a number of other events, if I had it, it was highly likely that I could have given the virus to not only my family but also a number of clients and friends along the way.

What was most inconvenient was the fact I discovered the news about 15 minutes before my recently departed grandmother’s funeral. That meant I was going to have to take a pass on the event on the off chance I was infected, and head directly to the Alfred Hospital in Melbourne.

I had not been feeling well during the week but I assumed it was the weekend’s frivolities rather than COVID 19. Still, I took myself immediately off as care of duty for the community and got tested ASAP to ensure I didn’t kill off any more family members.

After about 30 minutes of looking, I finally found the closest testing facility in Victoria. Still not sure why it took so long to find this simple information. After downloading some NSW Health documents and reading the YES / NO quiz charts I understood that indeed I needed to get tested.

Upon rolling up to the testing facility I discovered it empty and I was #1 in the queue. Win. I was soon told by a heavily covered up (and kind of useless) security guard that I had to wait 20 minutes while they cleaned the testing facility.

As I waited, the worried souls slowly rolled up, one by one. Some wearing surgical masks, others using Burberry scarfs to cover their mouths and noses. You got the sense everyone was a little embarrassed to be there. I certainly was: how the fuck did this happen?

Anyhow, after waiting patiently and without any order some nice lady told the others that I was first to be there and to go through. This didn’t stop the over-eager pushing in to get tested before others. Mob mentality and panic was strangely in the air.

Inside it’s like a school classroom with plastic covered partitions and small booths where staff register your details. You’re made to wash your hand with sanitiser and put on a surgical mask immediately. There’s a very clear blue box marked on the ground, which keeps you a safe distance from everyone.

You give personal details and they’re checked and double-checked before receiving your DIY testing kit. The testing process is projected on screens throughout so there’s no chance of you stuffing it up. One stick in your mouth, the other in your nose. Both go into a small plastic test tube before being sealed and handed over. Interestingly, the staff at no point touch you. They’re incredibly diligent with ensuring your personal details and inform you that you’ll hear in 3-5 days.

If you’re positive you’ll get a phone call promptly, if not you’ll receive an SMS. Right now, I’m on four days since the test and friends (now up to 3 people positive – all attendees at said wedding) heard the not-so-good news within 48 hours. Their symptoms have been minimal and they’re riding it out in isolation at home, so that should provide some relief to some.

In the few days since getting tested, authorities have encouraged people with no symptoms not to get tested – even if you’ve been exposed to someone who tested positive. This ensures only those who are high risk are receiving priority treatment. Interestingly, there’s still no great improvement on where to get tested via Google searches, so it’s important to remember NOT to visit the GP, and look up your local hospital.

Judging by those friends affected, if you’re healthy then symptoms will hopefully be minimal. But doing your part by reducing spread is still paramount. It doesn’t help with the fact I skipped any last celebration of my grandmother’s life… but apparently that is life.

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More Bad News For Those Waiting For Hard-To-Get Rolex Watch Models
More Bad News For Those Waiting For Hard-To-Get Rolex Watch Models

Breaking news out of Geneva could spell trouble for Rolex customers waiting for hard-to-get models; Rolex will close production facilities in Geneva, Bienne, and Crissier for 10 days effective today, March 17, at 5:00 Central European Time.

Rolex CEO Jean-Frederic Dufour sent the company’s plans in a letter to employees today. The closure comes as businesses in many sectors globally are temporarily encouraging employees to work from home in order to curb the coronavirus pandemic.

“Dear Sirs and Madams. We are facing a very serious situation. In order to protect you, your families, and your loved ones, but also to limit the risks of spreading the Coronavirus as much as possible, we have decided to close our production sites in Geneva, Bienne, and Crissier from March 17 at 5:00 PM through Friday, March 27, 2020. That date may of course be pushed back according to the evolution of the epidemic.”

The spread of the coronavirus has continued in many regions of the world, with Europe being among the most affected. As Swissinfo.ch reported yesterday, “The Swiss government on Monday declared an ‘extraordinary situation’ over the coronavirus, instituting a ban on all private and public events and closing gathering places such as restaurants in a bid to harmonise the situation across the country.”

“Switzerland is particularly affected by the coronavirus epidemic. More than 2,200 people have been infected in the country and nearly 20 people have died.”

Health and safety is, of course, the world’s priority. But a knock-on consequence of these new measures is those waiting for rare or hard-to-get Rolex watches will now have to wait even longer to buy their wrist candy.

For those that have been living under a rock, the craze for Rolex sports models has made it radically harder to get a Rolex watch from an authorized retailer, and prices for these popular sports models have skyrocketed on the secondhand market due to the limited supply not meeting the demand.

In many cases, you can’t even get a professional Rolex watch from an authorized dealer unless you wait for years. It’s difficult to pinpoint the exact moment this became the case, but – according to Millenary Watches – a key turning point was in 2016 when Rolex released the Daytona 116500LN at Baselworld.

“At this time, the large mass started to talk about the year-long waiting lists for this model, speculations began, and the craze got greater as those who were early to have them caused the demand to increase even further as some people showed them on the internet and on social media.”

Fresh, new and iconic, it’s hard to argue that this isn’t where the fervour began. The situation has spiralled from there, and now there are multiple models in the same situation where people notice the waiting lists and the shortage of a specific model, and thus become even more inclined to get a hold of it, or to buy a similar one (or the next one down), creating a waitlist around that as well.

The result? Today, the Rolex shortage includes the Daytona 116500LN, the Submariner, Explorer, Sea-Dweller and the GMT-Master II. In other words: pretty much all their full stainless steel sports watches. There are many theories as to why this remains the case, ranging from “Rolex is deliberately cutting the supply” to “Rolex didn’t artificially create the shortage but they try to maintain it.”

In any case, if you’re on a waitlist, your time in purgatory just got longer. If you need something to tide you over until the Rolex of your dreams is hot off the press, check out this ‘Pepsi’ GMT Alternative.

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This $150 Home Workout System Will Keep You Ripped In Self Isolation
This $150 Home Workout System Will Keep You Ripped In Self Isolation

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